Archive for the ‘Toronto’ Category
Jabba The Ford Is Back In Fighting Condition
Toronto’s Mayor is large and back in charge. Good, glad to hear it. No seriously, kidney stones are a real pain, seriously. I may mock Ford for being fat and talking about cutting the gravy train, but I would never wish him ill health,… In fact I’d love to see his fat arse on a bicycle moving his ample frame around the city’s rush hour traffic. It be good for him in more ways than one.
Also it seems that Fordzuki (aka Doug Ford) thinks his “little” brother deserves VETO powers to allow him to over rule the will of council. I can only think of about a hundred reasons why that is a really bad idea. Also I wonder if Fordzilla and Fordzuki would have support VETO powers for the former Toronto Mayor David Miller,… ya that’s what I thought, the Ford’s would have VETOed any Miller VETO.
Next on the Fordzilla front, Jabba the Ford is think on trying to convince Private Business to invest in Ford’s series of Subways to everywhere. Lets see, subways move half the amount of people around for twice the amount of mount money and Ford thinks this makes a good business investment. Did Ford join the Church of the Universe or what?
