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Ok so let me get this straight,…

1. Ford eliminates $60 vehicle registration tax, thus eliminating $50 million dollars of annual revenue from the Toronto City Coffers, CHECK
2. Ford balances the 2011 budget via the use of one time funding monies and surpluses, CHECK
3. Ford then implements a property tax freeze, because you know,… the budget is balanced and we won’t need money in the future, CHECK
4. The 2012 Toronto Budget is currently facing a $774 million dollar structural deficit, CHECK
5. Ford doesn’t want to talk about the next year, CHECK.

Does anyone see a problem here?  The 2011 budget is $9.38 Billion Dollars and we expecting $774 million dollar short fall for the 2012 budget.  This would mean that Jabba the Ford expects to find 8.25% of gravy to cut.  That isn’t going to happen.  Ford seems to be of the opinion that if eliminates the colour sprinkles from his daily dozen donuts, then he’ll lose weigh.

I can’t weight till Jabba the Ford starts talking about next year’s budget, who’s he going to blame?  This is going to good in very bad sort of way.

Toronto’s Mayor is large and back in charge.  Good, glad to hear it.  No seriously, kidney stones are a real pain, seriously.  I may mock Ford for being fat and talking about cutting the gravy train, but I would never wish him ill health,… In fact I’d love to see his fat arse on a bicycle moving his ample frame around the city’s rush hour traffic.  It be good for him in more ways than one.

Also it seems that Fordzuki (aka Doug Ford) thinks his “little” brother deserves VETO powers to allow him to over rule the will of council.  I can only think of about a hundred reasons why that is a really bad idea.  Also I wonder if Fordzilla and Fordzuki would have support VETO powers for the former Toronto Mayor David Miller,… ya that’s what I thought, the Ford’s would have VETOed any Miller VETO.

Next on the Fordzilla front, Jabba the Ford is think on trying to convince Private Business to invest in Ford’s series of Subways to everywhere.  Lets see, subways move half the amount of people around for twice the amount of mount money and Ford thinks this makes a good business investment.  Did Ford join the Church of the Universe or what?

Is Fordzilla’s brother, Fordzuki running for Queen’s Park? No way, Fordzuki would never run to Queen’s Park, damn he wouldn’t even walk.  Public transit?  You have got to be kidding me.  Bike?  Now you’re just being silly.  Maybe a chauffeur driven stretch limo,…  Ya, that’s how he’s get to Queen’s Park, in a nice sweet tax payer ride.

Anyways, Doug said he was still too busy constipating the City of Toronto, or was that concentrating on,…  Only thing still for sure, the traffic is still constipated in the City.  When is Fordzilla going to get around to eating a few cyclists to free up room on the Gardiner and Don Valley Parking Lots?

Is it just me, or are his eyes starting to creep you out too?

Consider it a Zorphism, an illogical Wingnutererism.  Yesterday, I made fun of Toronto’s fat arsed mayor Rob Ford, not because he was taken ill.  No I made fun of Rob Ford’s fat arse because he has a big mouth and he is a fat ass, and I just got back to blogging and I have been wanting to take a swing at Ford ever since he took office.

Gordie Canuk of Canadian Soapbox took offence, and in one respect he is right.  It was humour in bad taste, but it is still humour.  I have not yet begun to offend, and I will offend again,… I am what you might call a repeat offender.  As long as Fordzilla’s fat arse is feeding on the gravy train of Toronto, then I’ll be there frying the fatback.

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Rob Ford, Toronto’s Biggest Mayor is in hospital for kidney stones.  Tim Whodat, suggests that Ford’s kidney stone problems could be fixed with his Hair of the (Hot) Dog Healthcare and some cheap Ontario beer.  Rob Ford is rumoured for love Hot Dogs and beer, so Whodat’s Hot Dog Health Care and cheap beer should do the trick.