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Cause there is no one else whom we can blame for this.  This is all Harper doing, his plan, his actions and his words.

Jebus Fraking Cripsy,… wasn’t Raging PMS all for an elected Senate and at the bear minimum appointing people who had passed some sort of electoral process when possible. So I guess when he appointed, not one, not two, BUT THREE un-elected, electorally rejected people to the Senate he was just taking a giant dump on Canada and saying FRAK-YOU to the people who voted for him.

After all no one will remember come next election.  Harper’s base, aka the Blogging Whories don’t give a shit either, just as long as it has a convervative  sticker on it, they’ll eat it, even if they know it came out of Harper’s arse, they’ll just call it ice-cream and scream for more.

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So the Christian Fundie-Retards have been embolden by the Rightwing Majority Rapture of orgasmic goodness know as Raging PMS and the SeePeeSee.  They want everyone to know that  abortion is wrong, that every egg is special, that every sperm is sacred.   They also figure that good old PMS will now allow they to create a law (which will violate the Charter of Rights, but who gives a frak about that!) that will ban abortion and return women to their rightful place, at home on the kitchen, pump’in out kids.

Personally I blame Harper for this.

So good old Tony Clement, our Industry Ministry, is going to invite the Oily Bigwigs to Ottawa to explain to Canadians why oil/gas prices go up and go down,… but more up than down.  I hear they will serve tea and crumpets.

Now no where does it say Tony is going to stop the Oily Bigwigs from fraking us up the arse, no, no, no,… This will be a lecture to us poor stupid Canadians as to why big oil is a poor victim of the free market and they are unable to stop making such huge profits.

To put it simply, Oily Bigwigs will come to Ottawa to lie to the liars in power, who will then turn to us and lie that there is nothing they can do.  So please just bend over and take it up the arse and stop complaining,…

To close the meeting, the Big Oily Bigwigs will further explain why their highly profitable business needs Canadian Tax payers to give them free money and that lowering their Corporate Tax Rate is really in our best interests.  Oh and the pipeline spill the other week,… think nothing of it,… no really, stop thinking about it.

Personally I Blame Harper For This

Remember when oil prices crashed last week and Harper’s friends and possible financial supporters (we don’t really know who they are because they and Harper refuse to tell us,… so much open and transparent government, eh?) dropped the gas prices by same percentage,… oh ya, that’s right Harper’s friends and possible financial supporters only gave us about 50% of the savings.  What did Harper say about the Oil companies fraking over the little guy, Joe and Sally Sixpack and Canadian’s whom he is suppose to represent?

CUE THE  CRICKETS

That’s right, Harper didn’t say poopy about it, so I guess he supports it.

And now today we learn that Harper’s friends and possible financial supporters are hiking the price of gas by 6.5 cents, and Harper and his cronies are fine with this constant arse fraking the Oil companies are giving Canadians.  The Oil companies still get billions in tax breaks and they still get their new Harper Government Corporate Tax Cuts.  Why? because those fat cat Oil Frakers need to buy at least one platinum arse scratcher a day,… I mean you can’t expect those Corporate frakheads to used a soiled arse scratcher more than once.

So how are you paying for your Corporate Tax Cuts and Oil Company Tax Breaks?

Personally I Blame Harper For This

Crude oil futures fell $9.62 (U.S.), or 8.6 percent, to $99.82 a barrel.  At the same time pump prices only drop 3.3 cents per litre, which represents only a 2.5 percent drop.  Harper continues to give Oil companies in Canada Canadian Taxpayer money while simultaneously cutting their corporate tax rates.  I guess Harper feels that Canadian families and small business deserve to be fraked up the arse because his friends and financial backers and backroom boys need another solid gold butt scratcher.

Personally I Blame Harper For This

Oh,gold futures fell $33.90, or 2.2 per cent, to settle at $1,481.40 an ounce, silver prices crashed and the Canadian Stock markets crashed and the Canadian Dollar dropped,….

Personally I Blame Harper For This Too

Happy Cinco de Mayo, and I am not in the funnest place in the world Cozumel, Mexico.  I should be scuba diving, I should be drinking daiquirí de fresa at Playa Del Palancar or kicking back at Bob Marley’s on the east-side.  But no, I’m here in Canada where we are experiencing the coldest spring since 1991.

Personally I Blame Harper

No sooner than have we elected a Conservative Dictatorship then we environment damage all over the place

Alta. oil pipeline leaked 28,000 barrels

A pipeline break northeast of Peace River, Alta., has leaked 28,000 barrels of crude oil, during what is now considered to be one of the largest spills in the province’s history.

Emergency crews were cleaning up a massive oil spill from a broken pipeline in northern Alberta Tuesday as regulators disclosed the leak was much larger than originally thought.

Personally I Blame Harper

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