Archive for the ‘Teh Stoopid’ Category

Meanwhile, on the crime beat, Neo Conservative is outraged or something about another henious crime committed in the City of Toronto. Neo of course doesn’t offer any solutions, he just want to point and stare and wants to make sure the you see too.  Make sure you tell Neo it is an awefull event and that you’re sure it is the fault of the Liberals or Socialist

Three things that seem to be universal constants in this reality we call life.

Death and taxes are not very fun or funny. Get very little joy out of paying taxes and while I have not experienced death I don’t think I will enjoy it either.

The Stupid, or Teh Stoopid is another ball game altogether.  Now i’m not going to pontificate here, others to that much better then I, so I am just going to point and let you decide

Moose and Squirrel see the commenter Bill Elder,  I just love his reference material Doom Daily

Five Feet of Teh Stoopid finds some moral high ground, relatively speaking.

URLLIE (noun) an internet link (URL) in an article that is claimed by the poster of the link (URL) to support his position when the linked article actual does not, deliberately intended to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.  The URLLIE is only discovered if the reader takes the time follow the link and reads the linked information.

URLLIER (noun) a person that publishes a URLLIE.

URLLIEING (adjuctive) the act of telling or containing URLLIES.

This all came about the other day when Mark ask me what I call the act of publishing a an article and place url links in the article that you claimed support your position when actually it doesn’t. My response to Mark was that it Bullsh*tting. This wasn’t what Mark want, he wanted something catchy, edgy and new. So while I waiting for Cathrine to get and gave it some thought. I think it fits the bill

Bum Boobies

Gives a while new meaning to T & A

“I love boobs so I thought I should have my own,” the Mirror quoted Norwell as saying.

Man has nipples tattooed on his bum