Archive for the ‘Teh Stoopid’ Category

As many of my readers know about me, I have little love or respect for organized religion.  I think that they are all a waste of time, money and effort.  Of course my personal choice of  religion to beat on is Christianity, after all it was the one that poisoned my early years.

But there are two other Organized Religions out there that are far worse then the Celestial Zombie Eaters, and it is hard to tell which is worst, Scientology and Islam.

For the moment, lets leave Tom Cruise and his couch jumping out of this, and lets deal with Islam, Alha and Might Moe the Profit.  Islam, or more correctly Radical Islam is not compatible with democracy, free thought and free speech.  The same can be said with Radical Christianity.  The big question is how do you defeat Radial Islam and all the nutters that are willing to do unspeakable thing in the name of their God and Religion.

I think humour is a good starting point and one of the great Scientific Free Thinkers that I follow has a good idea. Watch

So lets be fair and honest about this, if you dislike Roman Catholic Church for all the crap they did.  If thinking about American Southern Evangelicals Bible Thumpers makes you want to puke,… well it is time to spread distain around.

Also checkout Thunderf00t’s other vids on YouTube, his “Why People Laugh at Creationists” Series is absolutely brilliant.

The Blogging Tories are truly Enlarged over the Usurping of Lenin’s Birthday. Why they are down right pissed that special surprise Birthday Party for old Lenin had all it’s thunder stolen by a bunch of people who want to keep the Earth Clean

For a truly concentrate over dose of Teh Stoopid, no one does it better than Kathy Shaidle from Five Feet of Stoopid

Craig Smith wants to know if the Blogging Tories have any standards,… Now it is interesting because Craigie is one of the Founding Fathers of the Blogging Tories,… so one must surmise that his standards were used as a basis for his creation,…

Well I could go on about this, and explain the intense level of Teh Stoopid, but why bother.

To answer your question Craigie, The Blogging Toires standards are your standards, in short, there are none.

Maria from Dodo Can Spell, fires up her Palin Vibrator to full power, inserts it into her ear (for maximum cerebral stimulation) and follows Legondary Birther Orly Tairtz off Teh Kliffs uv Teh Stoopid

Meanwhile, on the crime beat, Neo Conservative is outraged or something about another henious crime committed in the City of Toronto. Neo of course doesn’t offer any solutions, he just want to point and stare and wants to make sure the you see too.  Make sure you tell Neo it is an awefull event and that you’re sure it is the fault of the Liberals or Socialist

Three things that seem to be universal constants in this reality we call life.

Death and taxes are not very fun or funny. Get very little joy out of paying taxes and while I have not experienced death I don’t think I will enjoy it either.

The Stupid, or Teh Stoopid is another ball game altogether.  Now i’m not going to pontificate here, others to that much better then I, so I am just going to point and let you decide

Moose and Squirrel see the commenter Bill Elder,  I just love his reference material Doom Daily

Five Feet of Teh Stoopid finds some moral high ground, relatively speaking.

URLLIE (noun) an internet link (URL) in an article that is claimed by the poster of the link (URL) to support his position when the linked article actual does not, deliberately intended to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.  The URLLIE is only discovered if the reader takes the time follow the link and reads the linked information.

URLLIER (noun) a person that publishes a URLLIE.

URLLIEING (adjuctive) the act of telling or containing URLLIES.

This all came about the other day when Mark ask me what I call the act of publishing a an article and place url links in the article that you claimed support your position when actually it doesn’t. My response to Mark was that it Bullsh*tting. This wasn’t what Mark want, he wanted something catchy, edgy and new. So while I waiting for Cathrine to get and gave it some thought. I think it fits the bill

Bum Boobies

Gives a while new meaning to T & A

“I love boobs so I thought I should have my own,” the Mirror quoted Norwell as saying.

Man has nipples tattooed on his bum