Archive for the ‘Teh Stoopid’ Category
There are funny Trolls, trolls who have a purpose and use snark, satire and humor to get their point across. An example of this kind of Troll would be @CanadianCynic (aka CC). CC is the master of the 140 character snark on twitter.
There are brain dead Political Trolls, trolls that continuously spout lies and mis-information. An example of kind of troll is @ejb__, she tweets bs an lies to support @TOMayorFord and decries anything that supports pedestrians and cyclists. Her lies are legendary and if you try to correct her she screams that you are cyberbullying her, stalking and harassing her. She is a hardcore follower of #FordNation.
Then there is Damany Skeene. Damany Skeene is one of those very special people who clearly has mental health issues. Damany has lost more twitter account in the last week due to abusive tweets than I have hair on my toes
Here is a list of the twitter accounts he has lost in the last week.
@DrunkSuperman99 @TheRealDamany @SUSPENDEDamany @SUNAZINEWSKKK @lorriegoldsten @LORRIENAZIJEW @NAZISUNLORRIE @SUNTHUGNEWS @sunlorriienazi @SUNEWSNAZI @SUNREADERNAZI @NAZILORRIE @NAZICPC
And these are just the ones that I know about. I can not explain the insanity that Damany Skeene, it must be experience, so here is a little sample;
Business as usual.
Everything is fine.
One, Two, Three, Four, I Declare a Twitter War was the original title for this article, but as of last night I figure out who is behind the major of the suspensions complaints against my account, none other that @TOMayorFord’s twitter account. WOW! Anyways on with the story as it was originally written.
IN THE BEGINNING,…
Seems that if you are active on #topoli and tweet about our Mayor in a negative fashion, there are Ford sycopants that will do what they can to destroy your twitter handle. They are in fact abusing the Twitter Abuse and Spam reporting tool. I now have three Twitter accounts to combat this.
Yesterday, my third Twitter account was suspended for “unwanted @replies”, twice. The funny thing is the people who have done this are not blocking me, they just filed the complaint and Twitter’s auto abuse engine automatically suspended my account (more about this later). One of the people I suspect of doing this is Toronto Sun “Reporter” Sue Ann Levy (it may not have been her, but more about this later). The other suspect for this abuse of the twitter abuse/spam reporting tool is none other than Ford Ford’s twitter account (yup, pretty much nailed him for it, or whom ever manages his account), who is also not blocking my second or third account.
So what else are these champions of free speech doing, well, if you link to a blog post, they are reporting the blog url to twitter and google as a maleware site and a spam site so that any reference to those sites is automatically filter from the twitter hashtag serach engine. I have confirmed that this is what happens on Twitters back end, and confirmed that when I link to my own site, any tweets will fail to appear in the twitter search engine results.
As a result, for the last four days, my main twitter account @Zorpheous can post, but those tweets will not appear in the in any hashtag search, effectively nerfing my account. So I create a new account and started checking to see if my other accounts tweets were showing up. Sure enough, no sign of the tweets from my @Zorpheous account. Oh, time to move on I guess, so I started tweeting from the new account to #topoli about a few of the articles I had written and boom, they appeared and then disappear once I refresh my browser.
There is a solution, you have to jump through some hoops to get the damage undone, and it takes 48 to 72 hours for it to get fix, but the Fordtard sycophants can undo this with a few bots and about 5 minutes of false flagging your account and the web sites to link to, so you are back to square one.
AND THEN IT GOT WEIRDER,…
Like everything revolving around Mayor Rob Ford, @TOMayorFord, he and what remains of his staff seem determined to make things even weirder. So here is what happened,… Last night, after walking Newton and making dinner, I hoped onto my third twitter account TheGrumpierHobbit @AGrumpyHobbit, I had elected to stay away from know Fordtard sycophants, but had one exchange with one @OntTory and of course @TOMayorFord, and within a few minutes I got the “Your account has been suspeneded” message, the reason given was “Unwanted @replies”. I thought great, this nonsense again. I confronted @OntTory if he was the source of the complaint and this was his reply:
So I guess Rob Ford is a “Susposed Liberal” then. I took him at his word and then limited myself to tweeting to @TOMayorFord. Now I want to make something very clear at this point. The @TOMayorFord account had not BLOCKED me, which is the general method used to indicate that the person doesn’t want to see you on their twitter feed and if you are any sort of half descent person, you respect that,… else you could get into trouble for “stalking” like behaviour. Also as of writing this article @TOMayorFord still has not BLOCKED my account @AGrumpyHobbit. I just want that clearly understood.
Here is my twitter exchange from last night (Thursday May 30th) Sorry for the length of it, but I want to include all my activity to avoid the anyone possibly claiming “Well you’re a douche bag, how do you know it wasn’t someone else, you have no proof”. So here we go, it is in reverse order so the latest are on top, oldest on the bottom; I have highlight the points where I declared someone has filed a false complaint about account FIVE times in my twitter feed, but it happened an additional 4 or 5 times, where I didn’t bother to mention it in my twitter feed.
Ya, so to Mayor Rob Ford, or to who ever the assclown you have managing your account, you are busted. Seriously, there is this thing called the BLOCK BUTTON try using it.
As you can see from the twitter feed I queried @TOMayorFord about this several times, the operator of the account never responded, but they have the time to file the false twitter @reply abuse reports (which takes about a minute or two do). Yet never bothered to block my account, which is what any sane person does when you don’t want an individual sending you tweets or responding to tweets you have posted.
This is our Mayor people, he is very busy, responding to emails, returning phone calls, everything is fine, business as usual and filing false twitter abuse reports against his detractors on twitter. The guy is completely unhinged.
Now, I also ran a few tests on the Twitter abuse report system last night to see if I could file a false report against my own accounts where my other accounts are not involved (you a Ford fan files a complaint about me instead of @TOMayorFord’s account). Well that doesn’t work, in order for an @reply abuse report to take effect, it must be your account that is subject to @reply, you can not do for someone else.
Our Mayor is completely unhinged.
It’s a busy day for me today, so my Poutine research is put on hold until I take care of some client work first. Some of my hunches are panning out and some aren’t.
Anyways, If you like me and burdened by things like science and facts and have difficult believing the myth of Noah’s Ark, well I have your salvation at hand. Enjoy!
Too listen to question period in HoC today, and from what read, any day this week MP Del Mastro is more like Dean del MastroRoboto. He’s like a robot with a broken MP3 player that keeps on repeating the same tiring old songs.
Some of Dean del MastroRoboto’s greatest hits
- We Didn’t Do It, ahuh ahuh
- The Liberals did it, shooby-dooby-doo
- No, I haven’t made any allegations, la-la-la-la
- Our party are not behind the calls, we know that, we know that, uhuh, uhuh
- ADScam, ADScam, ya, ya, ya, nahna, nahna
Will some one the CPC and PMO update MastroRoboto’s play lists please, maybe with some useful information and answers. Now there’s a tune rarely heard on Parliament Hill. If you don’t change your tune soon Deanie Boy, I’m going to stick that frownie face of yours on a Dalek chaise.
RoboCon, RoboGate and/or RoboCalls,… Listening to the various CPC RoboPosters this whole RoboScandal is some massive diabolical Liberal/Dipper/Anarchist/OccupyWallStr. Drum Circle conspiracy to make Harper and the CPC look bad.
So lets see if you can make sense of this Liberal/Dipper/Anarchist/OccupyWallStr. Drum Circle conspiracy works.
- Liberal/Dipper/Anarchist/Occupy Drum Circle operative buys a burner phone in Quebec
- Obtains phone list for ridings that target people whom are unlikely to vote for the CPC candidate in those riding.
- Produces a professional sounding voice recording to tell people that polling station has moved and directs them to a new polling location (this is literally means hundreds of different message recording)
- Call Rack-9 and sets up an account.
- Uploads hundreds of voice messages to Rack-9 with correct corresponding polling station phone lists
- Sends out vote suppression messages to maybe as many as 77 riding, effecting about 1000 polling station.
- Liberal/NDP/Green, aka non CPC supporters are redirected fake polling locations.
- Liberal/NDP/Green victory,….
- Errr, ok, in the future the Liberals and NDP get to make the CPC look bad,… errr
Ya, simply doesn’t wash. So maybe some incredibly bright CPC’er can explain to us exactly how suppressing your own voters on Election Day help you win an election or provide you any sort of real tangible benefit.
Of course reality simply isn’t jiving with the CPC Robots, seems that Election Canada isn’t chasing the Liberal/NDP theory, but instead is furiously investigating the CPC campaign in Guelph. Now the investigation is turning up all sorts of *cough* oddities. Seem that CPC Guelph team never reported the expenses with RackNine, OOPS! But remember people it is all above board, nothing to see we. Next, Election Canada is tighting the noose on the Robocaller and are now odering PayPal Canada to produce the records on this criminal. Still it gets better, the CPC HoC goons demanded that the Liberal produce their call records for the election, because it was the Liberals after,… Bob Rae, “ok we’ll release them” Later, del monster, CPC load mouth “Are we going to release ours, no, because there is no need, becuase we were not behind it,… LOOK BRIGHT SHINY THINGY”. In closing, Ekection Canad is now investigating two more ridings now,…. One rogue CPC staffer doing voter suppressing, ok, two,… maybe a coincident,…. THREE? nope, this requires co-ordination. Someone in the CPC maybe joining Patrick Ross
In other news, Patrick Ross gets spanked tomorrow. Get ready to throw another body on the big pile of dead stupidity
Ok, so we have Bev Oda Scandal were the Ministers Office alters the meaning of document so that it means the complete opposite to what the original document approved. CHECK!
Now have several CPC appoint Senators Charged in 2006 In and Out Scandal. CHECK!
Then yesterday a Canadian Court rules in favour of Election Canada’s Appeal about the Criminal Charges in the In-And-Out Scandal, CHECK!
And now we learn that the latest election poll has the CPC up at 43% support? WTF, seriously, WTF!!! Did FOX News North start broadcasting earlier of something? Oh,…. that’s right,… Harper and CPC are spending millions and millions on pre-election negative advertisements.
Question : What happens when Da Stoopid reaches critical mass?
Answer : Glenn Beck, and yes that is his head imploding under his own critical mass of da stoopid
Glenn (the second N is for nazi) Beck is quite possibly the most butt bangingly insane wacko out there. I just never knew exactly how crazy this main stream media mouth was. Wow, it’s breath taking. If you ever get home early (5pm est) you can catch this lunatic’s three ring circus and pony show on Fox News. On occasion I make it home in time that I could watch him if I wanted. Thursday was one of those days. What was the Fox News Special Ed boy ranting about,… Islamic end time prophecy, the Islamic Anti-Christ, the twelfth Imam,… Now just remember Glenn Beck believe in wearing magical underwear and that Jesus and his dad are actually extraterrestrials,… and he is going to lecture the public about crazy religious beliefs?
And remember people, in these uncertain an scary times there’s nothing like gold as an investment
As many of my readers know about me, I have little love or respect for organized religion. I think that they are all a waste of time, money and effort. Of course my personal choice of religion to beat on is Christianity, after all it was the one that poisoned my early years.
But there are two other Organized Religions out there that are far worse then the Celestial Zombie Eaters, and it is hard to tell which is worst, Scientology and Islam.
For the moment, lets leave Tom Cruise and his couch jumping out of this, and lets deal with Islam, Alha and Might Moe the Profit. Islam, or more correctly Radical Islam is not compatible with democracy, free thought and free speech. The same can be said with Radical Christianity. The big question is how do you defeat Radial Islam and all the nutters that are willing to do unspeakable thing in the name of their God and Religion.
I think humour is a good starting point and one of the great Scientific Free Thinkers that I follow has a good idea. Watch
So lets be fair and honest about this, if you dislike Roman Catholic Church for all the crap they did. If thinking about American Southern Evangelicals Bible Thumpers makes you want to puke,… well it is time to spread distain around.
Also checkout Thunderf00t’s other vids on YouTube, his “Why People Laugh at Creationists” Series is absolutely brilliant.