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It’s a busy day for me today, so my Poutine research is put on hold until I take care of some client work first.  Some of my hunches are panning out and some aren’t.

Anyways, If you like me and burdened by things  like science and facts and have difficult believing the myth of Noah’s Ark, well I have your salvation at hand.  Enjoy!

Too listen to question period in HoC today, and from what read, any day this week MP Del Mastro is more like Dean del MastroRoboto.  He’s like a robot with a broken MP3 player that keeps on repeating the same tiring old songs.

Some of Dean del MastroRoboto’s greatest hits

• We Didn’t Do It, ahuh ahuh
• The Liberals did it, shooby-dooby-doo
• No,  I haven’t made any allegations, la-la-la-la
• Our party are not behind the calls, we know that, we know that, uhuh, uhuh
• ADScam, ADScam, ya, ya, ya, nahna, nahna

Will some one the CPC and PMO update MastroRoboto’s play lists please, maybe with some useful information and answers.  Now there’s a tune rarely heard on Parliament Hill.  If you don’t change your tune soon Deanie Boy, I’m going to stick that frownie  face of yours on a Dalek chaise.

RoboCon, RoboGate and/or RoboCalls,… Listening to the various CPC RoboPosters this whole RoboScandal is some massive diabolical Liberal/Dipper/Anarchist/OccupyWallStr. Drum Circle conspiracy to make Harper and the CPC look bad.

So lets see if you can make sense of this Liberal/Dipper/Anarchist/OccupyWallStr. Drum Circle conspiracy works.

1. Liberal/Dipper/Anarchist/Occupy Drum Circle operative buys a burner phone in Quebec
2. Obtains phone list for ridings that target people whom are unlikely to vote for the CPC candidate in those riding.
3. Produces a professional sounding voice recording to tell people that polling station has moved and directs them to a new polling location (this is literally means hundreds of different message recording)
4. Call Rack-9 and sets up an account.
5. Uploads hundreds of voice messages to Rack-9 with correct corresponding polling station phone lists
6. Sends out vote suppression messages to maybe as many as 77 riding, effecting about 1000 polling station.
7. Liberal/NDP/Green, aka non CPC supporters are redirected fake polling locations.
8. Liberal/NDP/Green victory,….
9. Errr, ok, in the future the Liberals and NDP get to make the CPC look bad,… errr

Ya, simply doesn’t wash.  So maybe some incredibly bright CPC’er can explain to us exactly how suppressing your own voters on Election Day help you win an election or provide you any sort of real tangible benefit.

Of course reality simply isn’t jiving with the CPC Robots, seems that Election Canada isn’t chasing the Liberal/NDP theory, but instead is furiously investigating the CPC campaign in Guelph.  Now the investigation is turning up all sorts of *cough* oddities.  Seem that CPC Guelph team never reported the expenses with RackNine, OOPS!  But remember people it is all above board, nothing to see we.  Next, Election Canada is tighting the noose on the Robocaller and are now odering PayPal Canada to produce the records on this criminal.   Still it gets better, the CPC HoC goons demanded that the Liberal produce their call records for the election, because it was the Liberals after,… Bob Rae, “ok we’ll release them”  Later, del monster, CPC load mouth “Are we going to release ours, no, because there is no need, becuase we were not behind it,… LOOK BRIGHT SHINY THINGY”.  In closing, Ekection Canad is now investigating two more ridings now,…. One rogue CPC staffer doing voter suppressing, ok, two,… maybe a coincident,…. THREE?  nope, this requires co-ordination.  Someone in the CPC maybe joining Patrick Ross

In other news, Patrick Ross gets spanked tomorrow.  Get ready to throw another body on the big pile of dead stupidity

Ok, so we have Bev Oda Scandal were the Ministers Office alters the meaning of document so that it means the complete opposite to what the original document approved. CHECK!

Now have several CPC appoint Senators Charged in 2006 In and Out Scandal.  CHECK!

Then yesterday a Canadian Court rules in favour of  Election Canada’s Appeal about the Criminal Charges in the In-And-Out Scandal, CHECK!

And now we learn that the latest election poll has the CPC up at 43% support?  WTF, seriously, WTF!!!  Did FOX News North start broadcasting earlier of something?  Oh,…. that’s right,… Harper and CPC are spending millions and millions on pre-election negative advertisements.

Question : What happens when Da Stoopid reaches critical mass?

Answer : Glenn Beck, and yes that is his head imploding under his own critical mass of da stoopid

Glenn (the second N is for nazi) Beck is quite possibly the most butt bangingly insane wacko out there.  I just never knew exactly how crazy this main stream media mouth was.  Wow, it’s breath taking.  If you ever get home early (5pm est) you can catch this lunatic’s three ring circus and pony show on Fox News.  On occasion I make it home in time that I could watch him if I wanted.  Thursday was one of those days.  What was the Fox News Special Ed boy ranting about,… Islamic end time prophecy,  the Islamic Anti-Christ,  the twelfth Imam,…  Now just remember Glenn Beck believe in wearing magical underwear and that Jesus and his dad are actually extraterrestrials,… and he is going to lecture the public about crazy religious beliefs?

And remember people, in these uncertain an scary times there’s nothing like gold as an investment

As many of my readers know about me, I have little love or respect for organized religion.  I think that they are all a waste of time, money and effort.  Of course my personal choice of  religion to beat on is Christianity, after all it was the one that poisoned my early years.

But there are two other Organized Religions out there that are far worse then the Celestial Zombie Eaters, and it is hard to tell which is worst, Scientology and Islam.

For the moment, lets leave Tom Cruise and his couch jumping out of this, and lets deal with Islam, Alha and Might Moe the Profit.  Islam, or more correctly Radical Islam is not compatible with democracy, free thought and free speech.  The same can be said with Radical Christianity.  The big question is how do you defeat Radial Islam and all the nutters that are willing to do unspeakable thing in the name of their God and Religion.

I think humour is a good starting point and one of the great Scientific Free Thinkers that I follow has a good idea. Watch

So lets be fair and honest about this, if you dislike Roman Catholic Church for all the crap they did.  If thinking about American Southern Evangelicals Bible Thumpers makes you want to puke,… well it is time to spread distain around.

Also checkout Thunderf00t’s other vids on YouTube, his “Why People Laugh at Creationists” Series is absolutely brilliant.

The Blogging Tories are truly Enlarged over the Usurping of Lenin’s Birthday. Why they are down right pissed that special surprise Birthday Party for old Lenin had all it’s thunder stolen by a bunch of people who want to keep the Earth Clean

For a truly concentrate over dose of Teh Stoopid, no one does it better than Kathy Shaidle from Five Feet of Stoopid

Craig Smith wants to know if the Blogging Tories have any standards,… Now it is interesting because Craigie is one of the Founding Fathers of the Blogging Tories,… so one must surmise that his standards were used as a basis for his creation,…

Well I could go on about this, and explain the intense level of Teh Stoopid, but why bother.

To answer your question Craigie, The Blogging Toires standards are your standards, in short, there are none.

Maria from Dodo Can Spell, fires up her Palin Vibrator to full power, inserts it into her ear (for maximum cerebral stimulation) and follows Legondary Birther Orly Tairtz off Teh Kliffs uv Teh Stoopid