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Talk about awkward, damn the last time she has sex she heard a choir of heavenly angles sing as climaxed.  Poor Joseph, it will still another 2000 years before the vibrating dildo will be invented.  Anyways this art came from a church in St Matthew-in-the-City church in Auckland.  The vicor of the church said he put it up to challange the stereotypes about how Jesus was conceived.

Now there are some people who were deeply offended, the poster/billboard has been stole, slashed and splashed with, and that was just the first 24 hours after it went up.

Read more HERE, HERE and HERE

Police arrested one of Santa’s elves the other day after a Terrorist disguised as an Elf penetrated the super secure “Meet Santa” event.  The Terrorist Elf threatened to blow Santa with TNT.  Yes Virgina, the real War on Christmas has begun,…

Elf jailed after dynamite threat against Santa

It seems Jesus has risen from the grave again (go trick if you can pull it off) after being tasered and shot by police yesterday.  It seems that our saviour can’t keep out of trouble though, after being called for jury duty, Jesus was kicked off the jury for being to disruptive.

Court administrator Sandra Turner said people there were shocked when Jesus Christ from potential jurors, some people in the court laughed and thought it was a joke until Jesus took the stand. Court officials told The Wingnuterer that Jesus Christ was excused because JC was disruptive and kept asking questions instead of answering them.

But Turner said unlike some Jefferson County residents, Christ didn’t try to get out of jury duty and was “perfectly happy to serve.”

For more about the story see,…  Jesus Christ dumped from jury pool for disruption

Poor Jesus,… times are really touch for magical super-beings these days.  First Jesus is force to take a second job doing peoples ironing and now he’s in serious trouble with the law.

Seems that Police in Washington Taser Jesus after being called to house where Jesus attack a man.  It is alleged that Jesus bit the man on the chest, arms and legs.  When Police arrive they captured Jesus and were forced taser him, but being the son of God, the taser had no effect.  After trying other option the police finally had to resort to lethal force and Jesus was killed in a hail of bullets.

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