Archive for the ‘Humour... or something like it’ Category

Bev Oda was the subject of another Daily Zorpheous many years ago.  Bev Oda’s stupidity is like diamonds,… they’re forever,…

You can't fix stupid, it's forever

Oh, and if you are wondering why Harper and the don’t seem to a problem with alter documents, I have just one word for you,…

GREWAL

Remember Bev Oda when she was commenting on the desperate terrorist in Afghanistan and handing out cake?  From The Wingnuterer Archives - The Daily Zorpheous

aahhh, memories,…

Ministry of International Cooperation to be renamed to the Ministry of Not Forgeries. The Not Honourable MP Bev “Not” Oda, not to be the new Not Not Forgery Minister

Oh those Teabagging Dummies,…

Vogon Oda

One of conservatives creative writing guru’s, Bev Oda, works of fictional writing was accidentally passed off as official government funding document, or was that an official government funding document passed off as a work of fiction,…  It is so hard to tell, what with Bev Oda altering the plot line of what happened.

No one should not be too hard on Bev Oda, after all writing is hard work, and fact and fiction in this government is often smooshed into putty.  It is this puddy that is used gum up the works of parliamentary inquiries.  It becomes a sticky green goo that used to obscure the overly transparent see-thru-iness of accountable government.  Why without Oda’s small lump of green puddy we might actually know what is going on in the liberal/vogon elite bureaucracy that strangles our great nation,…

Oh that Stephen Harper,… Is there nothing he won’t do to help improve our Canadian Military forces? We know he wants to improve the Canadian Military and price is object.  We know there is nothing Stevie won’t do to help protect our fighting men and women,…  Damn it, even when it comes to our military fashion sense, Stevie is there with cloth swatches and paint chips to help men and women stand out.

It seems that Stevie Harper wants our military to stand out in a crowd when flying into military hot spots.  Our new military’s VIP Airbus which is required transport military personal and equipment and on occasion to fly Stevie’s arse around is paint a drab military grey.  Well that isn’t very Canadian, damn it!  No it is far better to paint a bright White and Red so that everyone with poor eye sight can easily see it coming and know here is a target worth aiming for.

Well I hope military’s VIP Airbus gets the new Red and White paint job just before Stephen Harper makes his next visit to Afganistan,… hmmm,… maybe we should let him paint it after all.  If not, I sure Brian Mulroney might have a spare Airbus he can loan Stephen Harper.

Heck even school kids think its a bad idea,…

Is Fordzilla’s brother, Fordzuki running for Queen’s Park? No way, Fordzuki would never run to Queen’s Park, damn he wouldn’t even walk.  Public transit?  You have got to be kidding me.  Bike?  Now you’re just being silly.  Maybe a chauffeur driven stretch limo,…  Ya, that’s how he’s get to Queen’s Park, in a nice sweet tax payer ride.

Anyways, Doug said he was still too busy constipating the City of Toronto, or was that concentrating on,…  Only thing still for sure, the traffic is still constipated in the City.  When is Fordzilla going to get around to eating a few cyclists to free up room on the Gardiner and Don Valley Parking Lots?

Is it just me, or are his eyes starting to creep you out too?

Consider it a Zorphism, an illogical Wingnutererism.  Yesterday, I made fun of Toronto’s fat arsed mayor Rob Ford, not because he was taken ill.  No I made fun of Rob Ford’s fat arse because he has a big mouth and he is a fat ass, and I just got back to blogging and I have been wanting to take a swing at Ford ever since he took office.

Gordie Canuk of Canadian Soapbox took offence, and in one respect he is right.  It was humour in bad taste, but it is still humour.  I have not yet begun to offend, and I will offend again,… I am what you might call a repeat offender.  As long as Fordzilla’s fat arse is feeding on the gravy train of Toronto, then I’ll be there frying the fatback.

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Rob Ford, Toronto’s Biggest Mayor is in hospital for kidney stones.  Tim Whodat, suggests that Ford’s kidney stone problems could be fixed with his Hair of the (Hot) Dog Healthcare and some cheap Ontario beer.  Rob Ford is rumoured for love Hot Dogs and beer, so Whodat’s Hot Dog Health Care and cheap beer should do the trick.

Stevie Harper appoints rock star Bryan Adams to the Ontario Superior Court of Justice.  What the heck is Harper thinking of?  I mean, Bryan Adams wasn’t bad, but he was no Bono, that’s for sure.  So what makes this semi-talented, aging rock star qualified for the Bench? You know, I would understand if Harper appointed Bryan Adams to be a judge on Canadian Idol,… sure that would make sense,… but the Ontario Superior Court of Justice?

The thing that amazes me is how do the CPC and Harper convince these celebrities (see Lindsay Lohan) to work for them.  It boogles the mind, truly boogling.

Ontario PC Leader, Tim Whodat is rumoured to like the appointment because everyone knows there is nothing like cheap beer and rock and roll.

In other news, Big, Fat, Toronto Mayor, Rob Ford was taken by forklift to a Toronto Hospital for treatment of kidney stones.  Doctor, Tim Whodat, suggested Ford drink some $1 beer to help pass the stones.  SEE PEOPLE!!!! Tim Whodat’s Hair of the Dog Healthcare is working!!!!