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So let’s just kick Harper in the Ball Sack and leave it at that

Stephen Harper, we salute you! Just because you're so special

Glenn (the second N is for nazi) Beck is quite possibly the most butt bangingly insane wacko out there.  I just never knew exactly how crazy this main stream media mouth was.  Wow, it’s breath taking.  If you ever get home early (5pm est) you can catch this lunatic’s three ring circus and pony show on Fox News.  On occasion I make it home in time that I could watch him if I wanted.  Thursday was one of those days.  What was the Fox News Special Ed boy ranting about,… Islamic end time prophecy,  the Islamic Anti-Christ,  the twelfth Imam,…  Now just remember Glenn Beck believe in wearing magical underwear and that Jesus and his dad are actually extraterrestrials,… and he is going to lecture the public about crazy religious beliefs?

And remember people, in these uncertain an scary times there’s nothing like gold as an investment

Like dude, we are so like appealing that court ruling thing,…

The Church of the Universe lawyer dude will be appealing the resent ruling and the religious right of pot smoking.

Seriously though, what would Jesus smoke?  Would he hit the bong, do a doobie or maybe bake some divine brownies.

You know, with Harper getting a hard-on for more jails, more prisons, tougher laws and bigger sentences,… I think we need to legalize pot and then tax the crap out of it.  It should be legal for an individual to grow their own herb (a reasonable number of plants)

And dude, if we have the munchies, have I got a pizza place  for you,…

For more see ImPolitical - The CBC Lies All The Time

Cause we all know that if the media lies then it is alright for the Government to lie, NOT!

Bev Oda was the subject of another Daily Zorpheous many years ago.  Bev Oda’s stupidity is like diamonds,… they’re forever,…

You can't fix stupid, it's forever

Oh, and if you are wondering why Harper and the don’t seem to a problem with alter documents, I have just one word for you,…

GREWAL

Remember Bev Oda when she was commenting on the desperate terrorist in Afghanistan and handing out cake?  From The Wingnuterer Archives - The Daily Zorpheous

aahhh, memories,…

Ministry of International Cooperation to be renamed to the Ministry of Not Forgeries. The Not Honourable MP Bev “Not” Oda, not to be the new Not Not Forgery Minister

Oh those Teabagging Dummies,…

Vogon Oda

One of conservatives creative writing guru’s, Bev Oda, works of fictional writing was accidentally passed off as official government funding document, or was that an official government funding document passed off as a work of fiction,…  It is so hard to tell, what with Bev Oda altering the plot line of what happened.

No one should not be too hard on Bev Oda, after all writing is hard work, and fact and fiction in this government is often smooshed into putty.  It is this puddy that is used gum up the works of parliamentary inquiries.  It becomes a sticky green goo that used to obscure the overly transparent see-thru-iness of accountable government.  Why without Oda’s small lump of green puddy we might actually know what is going on in the liberal/vogon elite bureaucracy that strangles our great nation,…