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Mock the Dummy brings back Glenn Beck and his Nazi Tourette syndrome.

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The only problem with this image is that I didn’t make King Harper a little more tubbier,… sigh well maybe the next photoshop.  But seriously though, the Government of Canada is now The Harper Government in all federal communications.  So my next question is, when do we get Harper his crown and secret police?  Frack, we are sounding more and more like a banana dictatorship with each and every passing day.  Are we changing all the maps too, Harperstan instead of Canada?  What will happen after the next election, will it become The New Harper Government?

He needs to get Hip

Jack Layton to have hip surgery

They should give him a “Cool Daddy-oh” implant while they are in there,… couldn’t hurt

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Let the costly outsourcing being, cause as soon as you outsource to a private company to the jobs of public employees you loose the all but very important ability of oversight.  Ah Toronto, you we such a nice city once upon a time.

Ok, so we have Bev Oda Scandal were the Ministers Office alters the meaning of document so that it means the complete opposite to what the original document approved. CHECK!

Now have several CPC appoint Senators Charged in 2006 In and Out Scandal.  CHECK!

Then yesterday a Canadian Court rules in favour of  Election Canada’s Appeal about the Criminal Charges in the In-And-Out Scandal, CHECK!

And now we learn that the latest election poll has the CPC up at 43% support?  WTF, seriously, WTF!!!  Did FOX News North start broadcasting earlier of something?  Oh,…. that’s right,… Harper and CPC are spending millions and millions on pre-election negative advertisements.

Question : What happens when Da Stoopid reaches critical mass?

Answer : Glenn Beck, and yes that is his head imploding under his own critical mass of da stoopid

Yup, thanks for the $60.00 refund check I can now almost afford to come close to filling up the tank in my car, woohoo!

Err,… so,… are we keeping the water efficiency programs or not?  I have no idea, there seems to be a fat in that answer, maybe Jabba the Ford should think of saving time and money by using less weighty answers to simple question.  For the entire gravy soaked answer with all the trimmings see the question and hefty answer here

What It Sounds Like When Rob Ford Answers Questions at Council

Oh that Kadhafi, can he get any crazier?  Well it seems that Grand Poobah of the Libyan Order of Water Buffaloes is now claiming that Osama  bin Missing, leader of Al-Qaeda has been drugging the youth of his nation morning coffee with special Jihad version of Ecstasy, called Jihadacy.  The Islamic designer drug of rebellion cause teens to demand the head of local dictators to be placed on a pike while dancing to Lady Gaga music,… truly horrifying.

Grand Poobah of the Libyan Order of Water Buffaloes, Gahdafi believes the entire trouble in his nation is caused by nothing more than poor parenting skills.  The Grand Poobah offered these suggestions to parents on how to control their kids,…

“Come of out of your homes. Get your children back home. Arrest the offenders and take them to court. Rehabilitate your children,”

Well that should straighten out the whole problem in Libya by nap time, eh?  Just a quick talking to, a little legal back and forth and POOF No more rebellion, nothing left to do but to send the little rascals off to bed with some milk, cookies and nice bedtime story.

Anyhoo, I can hardly wait for Glenn (the second N is for Nazi) Beck tonight, he’ll be pulling blackboards out of his arse like there is no tomorrow.  The Muslim Brotherhood, Osama bin Missing, the Commies, the Lefties,… heck I bet he even working in the Nazis again just round things out.

Ok so let me get this straight,…

1. Ford eliminates $60 vehicle registration tax, thus eliminating $50 million dollars of annual revenue from the Toronto City Coffers, CHECK
2. Ford balances the 2011 budget via the use of one time funding monies and surpluses, CHECK
3. Ford then implements a property tax freeze, because you know,… the budget is balanced and we won’t need money in the future, CHECK
4. The 2012 Toronto Budget is currently facing a $774 million dollar structural deficit, CHECK
5. Ford doesn’t want to talk about the next year, CHECK.

Does anyone see a problem here?  The 2011 budget is $9.38 Billion Dollars and we expecting $774 million dollar short fall for the 2012 budget.  This would mean that Jabba the Ford expects to find 8.25% of gravy to cut.  That isn’t going to happen.  Ford seems to be of the opinion that if eliminates the colour sprinkles from his daily dozen donuts, then he’ll lose weigh.

I can’t weight till Jabba the Ford starts talking about next year’s budget, who’s he going to blame?  This is going to good in very bad sort of way.