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Oh that Kadhafi, can he get any crazier?  Well it seems that Grand Poobah of the Libyan Order of Water Buffaloes is now claiming that Osama  bin Missing, leader of Al-Qaeda has been drugging the youth of his nation morning coffee with special Jihad version of Ecstasy, called Jihadacy.  The Islamic designer drug of rebellion cause teens to demand the head of local dictators to be placed on a pike while dancing to Lady Gaga music,… truly horrifying.

Grand Poobah of the Libyan Order of Water Buffaloes, Gahdafi believes the entire trouble in his nation is caused by nothing more than poor parenting skills.  The Grand Poobah offered these suggestions to parents on how to control their kids,…

“Come of out of your homes. Get your children back home. Arrest the offenders and take them to court. Rehabilitate your children,”

Well that should straighten out the whole problem in Libya by nap time, eh?  Just a quick talking to, a little legal back and forth and POOF No more rebellion, nothing left to do but to send the little rascals off to bed with some milk, cookies and nice bedtime story.

Anyhoo, I can hardly wait for Glenn (the second N is for Nazi) Beck tonight, he’ll be pulling blackboards out of his arse like there is no tomorrow.  The Muslim Brotherhood, Osama bin Missing, the Commies, the Lefties,… heck I bet he even working in the Nazis again just round things out.

Glenn (the second N is for nazi) Beck is quite possibly the most butt bangingly insane wacko out there.  I just never knew exactly how crazy this main stream media mouth was.  Wow, it’s breath taking.  If you ever get home early (5pm est) you can catch this lunatic’s three ring circus and pony show on Fox News.  On occasion I make it home in time that I could watch him if I wanted.  Thursday was one of those days.  What was the Fox News Special Ed boy ranting about,… Islamic end time prophecy,  the Islamic Anti-Christ,  the twelfth Imam,…  Now just remember Glenn Beck believe in wearing magical underwear and that Jesus and his dad are actually extraterrestrials,… and he is going to lecture the public about crazy religious beliefs?

And remember people, in these uncertain an scary times there’s nothing like gold as an investment

Whisper from the PMO has suggested that Stevie will appoint Lindsay Lohan to Canada’s new Integrity Commissioner.  The benefit of Lohan as the new Integrity Commissioner is two fold, it is a step in integrity and Parliamentwill at least know where the frake she is.

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The Blogging Tories are truly Enlarged over the Usurping of Lenin’s Birthday. Why they are down right pissed that special surprise Birthday Party for old Lenin had all it’s thunder stolen by a bunch of people who want to keep the Earth Clean

For a truly concentrate over dose of Teh Stoopid, no one does it better than Kathy Shaidle from Five Feet of Stoopid

Craig Smith wants to know if the Blogging Tories have any standards,… Now it is interesting because Craigie is one of the Founding Fathers of the Blogging Tories,… so one must surmise that his standards were used as a basis for his creation,…

Well I could go on about this, and explain the intense level of Teh Stoopid, but why bother.

To answer your question Craigie, The Blogging Toires standards are your standards, in short, there are none.

Maria from Dodo Can Spell, fires up her Palin Vibrator to full power, inserts it into her ear (for maximum cerebral stimulation) and follows Legondary Birther Orly Tairtz off Teh Kliffs uv Teh Stoopid

Meanwhile, on the crime beat, Neo Conservative is outraged or something about another henious crime committed in the City of Toronto. Neo of course doesn’t offer any solutions, he just want to point and stare and wants to make sure the you see too.  Make sure you tell Neo it is an awefull event and that you’re sure it is the fault of the Liberals or Socialist

Unless you do from a safe distance,….

…, when you are dealing with people like Raging Tory, or as he calls himself now “Go F*** Yourself Canada” (GFYC for short) it is another matter.  Now Justin Hoffer or GFYC maybe completely sane but one might have ones sanity called into question when one writes a post like this ,… I am no longer Canadian just becasue some possible Pardon Board screw up and to do so publicly,…

Seriously Justin, that is all it takes to for you to wash you hands of Canada for good?  So when does your glorious revolution start Justin?

The only way I will change that is if we revolt against the government and rebuild THE ENTIRE CANADIAN SYSTEM from the ground up. Every law gone. Every government system gone. Every official removed from power. The entire system is corrupt and broken. The entire thing must be completely destroyed.

So lets see we are going to

• Revolt agqainst the Government, I guess this means Harper as well, eh?
• Throw out all the laws
• Destroy every government system
• Remove all officials

Justin wants to,…  jeepers,… I don’t know if this is funny or scary, but one thing is certain Justin, time to get your Doctor to check your meds.