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It’s a busy day for me today, so my Poutine research is put on hold until I take care of some client work first.  Some of my hunches are panning out and some aren’t.

Anyways, If you like me and burdened by things  like science and facts and have difficult believing the myth of Noah’s Ark, well I have your salvation at hand.  Enjoy!

If we squirrels get it, why can’t humans figure it out?

All Hale Foamy, our Loving Lord and Master - OR FEEL OUR SQUIRRELLY WRATH!!!!

Too listen to question period in HoC today, and from what read, any day this week MP Del Mastro is more like Dean del MastroRoboto.  He’s like a robot with a broken MP3 player that keeps on repeating the same tiring old songs.

Some of Dean del MastroRoboto’s greatest hits

• We Didn’t Do It, ahuh ahuh
• The Liberals did it, shooby-dooby-doo
• No,  I haven’t made any allegations, la-la-la-la
• Our party are not behind the calls, we know that, we know that, uhuh, uhuh
• ADScam, ADScam, ya, ya, ya, nahna, nahna

Will some one the CPC and PMO update MastroRoboto’s play lists please, maybe with some useful information and answers.  Now there’s a tune rarely heard on Parliament Hill.  If you don’t change your tune soon Deanie Boy, I’m going to stick that frownie  face of yours on a Dalek chaise.

I had given up on blogging and then I dabbled with it for a bit, off an on.  The reasons for leaving are complicated,… various events in the blogosphere sour my taste for it,… certain events in my life just made me loose interest in the task,… And then, when I finally thought I was out, the big pile of dead stupid (aka The Harper Government) pulled me back in.

When I first heard about RoboCon, I figured, “mhah, just the usual bs from Ottawa”  Then the evidence started to mount.  So ok, one firm case in Guelph, could easily be an isolated case.  Then the other ridings started reporting the same thing,…

Sigh, I can not ignore an assault on our democracy like this.  This is worse than ADScam, this is worse than Buckets of Gewal (sp?), this is for worse than the In & Out scandal.

So I’m back, I’m going to dust off my Digital Graphics Tablet, I’m going to hunt down all my graphic files (this might take awhile), I’m going to dig out all my graphics software.  Not sure how often I’m going to post, not promising anything.  The Daily Zorpheous may be Daily, maybe weekly,…

But I’m back, with all my squirrelly goodness.

SO FEAR MY SQUIRRELLY WRATH!!!

RoboCon, RoboGate and/or RoboCalls,… Listening to the various CPC RoboPosters this whole RoboScandal is some massive diabolical Liberal/Dipper/Anarchist/OccupyWallStr. Drum Circle conspiracy to make Harper and the CPC look bad.

So lets see if you can make sense of this Liberal/Dipper/Anarchist/OccupyWallStr. Drum Circle conspiracy works.

1. Liberal/Dipper/Anarchist/Occupy Drum Circle operative buys a burner phone in Quebec
2. Obtains phone list for ridings that target people whom are unlikely to vote for the CPC candidate in those riding.
3. Produces a professional sounding voice recording to tell people that polling station has moved and directs them to a new polling location (this is literally means hundreds of different message recording)
4. Call Rack-9 and sets up an account.
5. Uploads hundreds of voice messages to Rack-9 with correct corresponding polling station phone lists
6. Sends out vote suppression messages to maybe as many as 77 riding, effecting about 1000 polling station.
7. Liberal/NDP/Green, aka non CPC supporters are redirected fake polling locations.
8. Liberal/NDP/Green victory,….
9. Errr, ok, in the future the Liberals and NDP get to make the CPC look bad,… errr

Ya, simply doesn’t wash.  So maybe some incredibly bright CPC’er can explain to us exactly how suppressing your own voters on Election Day help you win an election or provide you any sort of real tangible benefit.

Of course reality simply isn’t jiving with the CPC Robots, seems that Election Canada isn’t chasing the Liberal/NDP theory, but instead is furiously investigating the CPC campaign in Guelph.  Now the investigation is turning up all sorts of *cough* oddities.  Seem that CPC Guelph team never reported the expenses with RackNine, OOPS!  But remember people it is all above board, nothing to see we.  Next, Election Canada is tighting the noose on the Robocaller and are now odering PayPal Canada to produce the records on this criminal.   Still it gets better, the CPC HoC goons demanded that the Liberal produce their call records for the election, because it was the Liberals after,… Bob Rae, “ok we’ll release them”  Later, del monster, CPC load mouth “Are we going to release ours, no, because there is no need, becuase we were not behind it,… LOOK BRIGHT SHINY THINGY”.  In closing, Ekection Canad is now investigating two more ridings now,…. One rogue CPC staffer doing voter suppressing, ok, two,… maybe a coincident,…. THREE?  nope, this requires co-ordination.  Someone in the CPC maybe joining Patrick Ross

In other news, Patrick Ross gets spanked tomorrow.  Get ready to throw another body on the big pile of dead stupidity

Caption Contest Anyone?

Cause there is no one else whom we can blame for this.  This is all Harper doing, his plan, his actions and his words.

Jebus Fraking Cripsy,… wasn’t Raging PMS all for an elected Senate and at the bear minimum appointing people who had passed some sort of electoral process when possible. So I guess when he appointed, not one, not two, BUT THREE un-elected, electorally rejected people to the Senate he was just taking a giant dump on Canada and saying FRAK-YOU to the people who voted for him.

After all no one will remember come next election.  Harper’s base, aka the Blogging Whories don’t give a shit either, just as long as it has a convervative  sticker on it, they’ll eat it, even if they know it came out of Harper’s arse, they’ll just call it ice-cream and scream for more.

The Daily Zorpheous

Meet our Minister of Foreign Affairs

Reading the CPC. NDP, Greens and yes, even other Liberals blogs, it can be said that everyone want a piece of the liberal corpse.  Then I remembered this old cartoon, it was basically Titled;

When You’re Down and Out Everyone Wants a Piece of Your Ass

On Facebook  Post rapture looting is place to call first dibs on the good stuff.  Me, I’m calling First Dibs on Castle Loma in Toronto and the Island of Cozumel, but hey, I’ll let people come and visit for free