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An evil son of a beotch sent this to me earlier today,… kind of says it all

URLLIE (noun) an internet link (URL) in an article that is claimed by the poster of the link (URL) to support his position when the linked article actual does not, deliberately intended to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.  The URLLIE is only discovered if the reader takes the time follow the link and reads the linked information.

URLLIER (noun) a person that publishes a URLLIE.

URLLIEING (adjuctive) the act of telling or containing URLLIES.

This all came about the other day when Mark ask me what I call the act of publishing a an article and place url links in the article that you claimed support your position when actually it doesn’t. My response to Mark was that it Bullsh*tting. This wasn’t what Mark want, he wanted something catchy, edgy and new. So while I waiting for Cathrine to get and gave it some thought. I think it fits the bill

Talk about awkward, damn the last time she has sex she heard a choir of heavenly angles sing as climaxed.  Poor Joseph, it will still another 2000 years before the vibrating dildo will be invented.  Anyways this art came from a church in St Matthew-in-the-City church in Auckland.  The vicor of the church said he put it up to challange the stereotypes about how Jesus was conceived.

Now there are some people who were deeply offended, the poster/billboard has been stole, slashed and splashed with, and that was just the first 24 hours after it went up.

Read more HERE, HERE and HERE

This is an old idea from when The Wingnuterer use to be on BlogSpot.  I still like it.  Now, I use to put things to a vote but that really didn’t panned out.  So the new rules are simple;

1. I choose who
2. I choose why
3. I choose when

Simple eh?  The biggy is #3, I can give someone the old Wingnuterer Salute whenever, none of this namby pamby once a week bull crap.

So here’s to the man who has made Canada the butt end of the joke at COP15 and here’s to the man who shuts down Parliamentary Committees because he does like the way they going and here is to the man that has taken Canada’s Human Rights record and flushed it right down the crapper.  Today we honor Stephen Harper.

Dang, now where did those pesky prisoners go?

Hmmm,… Maybe Steve can ask George where they might be?

I tweet’d this a few days ago and forgot to post it on the blog.  Thank to PZ Myers.  So when ever you get into a debate/argument about Same Sex Marriage, just pull out this chart and victory is yours

Same Sex Marriage Debate - Simplified

MArk and I are look for a Global Warming Debate Chart as well. We have found a few examples, but we think we make a better one.

Police arrested one of Santa’s elves the other day after a Terrorist disguised as an Elf penetrated the super secure “Meet Santa” event.  The Terrorist Elf threatened to blow Santa with TNT.  Yes Virgina, the real War on Christmas has begun,…

Elf jailed after dynamite threat against Santa

In a surprise sweeping denial, Stephen Harper, the Prime Minister of Canada, has denied having a threesome with his wife, Laureen, and golf superstar Tiger Woods.

“I want to be very clear here: My wife and I did not have sexual relations with Tiger Woods.”

The unexpected announcement came during a short break in Harper’s China tour. Framed by a stretch of the Great Wall of China, Harper uttered the statement while under a slew of questions concerning the alleged torturing of Afghans after being turned over to Afghan authorities by Canadian troops.

When asked to explain the reason for his sudden statement, Harper qualified himself.

“I want to make it very clear that if we had, there would be no man-on-man action. If there had been, though, I would be on top.”

No one had asked Harper about Woods, or had made any allegations concerning the Prime Minister’s private life.

When asked why he was discussing unstated allegations about his private life during questions concerning allegations of Afghans being tortured, Harper warned the press not to make “…unsubstantiated claims connecting Tiger Woods with the Taliban.”

“Let me be clear: There is no evidence that Tiger Woods slept with bin Laden, or any Taliban for that matter, though one can never be completely sure.”

Harper then laughed “You can’t be sure because that stud certainly seems to have been getting a lot of holes in one of late.”

He then became serious and said that he would look into such concerns.

“Look, I know you think he’s a terrorist because his deviant behaviour is demoralizing to us all, especially our troops, being such sports fans and all, but we can’t be sure until an investigation is complete.”

“Read my lips: I do not believe that Tiger Woods is a Taliban sleeper agent who has been activated with a mission to demoralize our sociey and to illustrate it as decadent.”

When pressed for clarification, the Prime Minister became visibly angry. “I alone support our troops, and this behaviour of yours is demoralizing them.”

“I promise the Canadian people: We will get to the bottom of this Woods-Taliban connection.”

He then left the podium.

It seems Jesus has risen from the grave again (go trick if you can pull it off) after being tasered and shot by police yesterday.  It seems that our saviour can’t keep out of trouble though, after being called for jury duty, Jesus was kicked off the jury for being to disruptive.

Court administrator Sandra Turner said people there were shocked when Jesus Christ from potential jurors, some people in the court laughed and thought it was a joke until Jesus took the stand. Court officials told The Wingnuterer that Jesus Christ was excused because JC was disruptive and kept asking questions instead of answering them.

But Turner said unlike some Jefferson County residents, Christ didn’t try to get out of jury duty and was “perfectly happy to serve.”

For more about the story see,…  Jesus Christ dumped from jury pool for disruption