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Cause there is no one else whom we can blame for this.  This is all Harper doing, his plan, his actions and his words.

Jebus Fraking Cripsy,… wasn’t Raging PMS all for an elected Senate and at the bear minimum appointing people who had passed some sort of electoral process when possible. So I guess when he appointed, not one, not two, BUT THREE un-elected, electorally rejected people to the Senate he was just taking a giant dump on Canada and saying FRAK-YOU to the people who voted for him.

After all no one will remember come next election.  Harper’s base, aka the Blogging Whories don’t give a shit either, just as long as it has a convervative  sticker on it, they’ll eat it, even if they know it came out of Harper’s arse, they’ll just call it ice-cream and scream for more.

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Meet our Minister of Foreign Affairs

Reading the CPC. NDP, Greens and yes, even other Liberals blogs, it can be said that everyone want a piece of the liberal corpse.  Then I remembered this old cartoon, it was basically Titled;

When You’re Down and Out Everyone Wants a Piece of Your Ass

On Facebook  Post rapture looting is place to call first dibs on the good stuff.  Me, I’m calling First Dibs on Castle Loma in Toronto and the Island of Cozumel, but hey, I’ll let people come and visit for free

Thoses who know me, or at least my writing (the poor quality, terrible speeling , double plus bad gammer and my absolute pride in being so crappy), will want to put their coffees down, swallow any food you’re eating,… Ok?

I try to check my spam folder on The Wingnuterer daily, to make sure no valid comments have been spammified or in case there is quality SPAM.  I usually get the penis enlargement, and back link spam-whores; but this one was really good

Writers Wanted

We need internet writers desperately. After reviewing your website, we decided we want you on our staff. We pay $35-$50 hourly. Our top rated writers are pulling in over $91K a YEAR, writing part-time.

They WANT ME?  Zorpheous? I guess this is about as serious as the brick-string penis enlarge device that other spammer was trying to prompt, eh?  Hey do think any of the Blogging Tories are working this place?  It would explain the quality of crap that they pump out,…

Ok, look guys, I have certain standards to maintain here, admittedly they are low, but working for comment base spamming company the cons people into writing for them with promise of big money actually falls below those standards.

Now, please frak off and go stick your head in a pig.

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