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I am a long time Jethro Tull fan.  It is a little known fact that I use to play the flute, I even saw them in concert back in the 80’s.  I love the range of music that Ian Anderson and the band play, anything from heavy rock to folk music.

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Ring out those Solstice Bells People, and have a very merry and safe holidays

One of my favorite Christmas Carols mixed with one of my favorite Novels/Films

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Merry Christmas Everyone

One of all time favorate Christmas songs
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But I do have the recipe,…

INGREDIENTS:
6 Twinkies
Popsicle sticks
4 cups vegetable oil
Flour for dusting
1 Cup milk
2 Tablespoons vinegar
1 Tablespoon oil
1 Cup flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
Icing sugar to taste

PREPARATION:
1. Chill or freeze Twinkies for several hours or overnight.
2. Heat 4 cups vegetable oil in deep-fryer to about 375 degrees Fahrenheit.
3. Mix together milk, vinegar and oil.
4. In another bowl, blend flour, baking powder and salt.
5. Whisk wet ingredients into dry and continue mixing until smooth. Refrigerate while oil heats.
6. Push sticks into Twinkies lengthwise, leaving about 2 inches to use as a handle, dust with flour and dip into the batter. Rotate Twinkie until batter covers entire cake.
7. Place carefully in hot oil. The Twinkie will float, so hold it under with a utensil to ensure even browning. It should turn golden in 3 to 4 minutes. Depending on the size of your deep fryer, you might be able to fry only one at a time, two at the most.
8. Remove Twinkie to paper towel and let drain. Remove stick and allow Twinkie to sit for about 5 minutes, and dust with icing sugar if desired before serving.

Just reading makes my arteries harden

A perfect stocking stuffer for active women, GoGirl allows the simple convenience of taking bathroom breaks standing up in situations where restrooms are unfit or nonexistent.

Because Life’s greatest adventure shouldn’t be finding a bathroom

A giant mutant turkey is walking the streets of New York City.  The city inhabitants are terrified.  Authorities believe the giant mutant turkey has ties to the TLF (Turkey Liberation Front)  An insider from Homeland Security told The Wingnuterer that they believe the Turkey Liberation Front has ties to Al Qaeda.  The terror alert level in New York City has been raised to Cranberry Red.

More on this story as it develops,…

There is no use fighting,… I look around this country of ours and see all the nutz out there,… so many nutz,… and winter is coming,…   So what is a crazy squirrel to do?  So I am back, and Johnny Banananuk is back as well.

It has been five months since I closed down the Wingnuterer, and I did so for reasons that where not completely clear, even to me (a very long story and I might tell one day).

We still have some fine tweaking to do on the blog, but that can wait,… I really feel the need to make fun of the powers that be.  We have some new things planned and we are going to be bring back some of the old ideas as well.  I’ll try to do the Daily Zorpheous, but it may not daily,…  Hmmmm,… maybe I should The Occational Zorpheous.  Salute To The Nutz will be back as well.