The Wingnuterer

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It’s a busy day for me today, so my Poutine research is put on hold until I take care of some client work first.  Some of my hunches are panning out and some aren’t.

Anyways, If you like me and burdened by things  like science and facts and have difficult believing the myth of Noah’s Ark, well I have your salvation at hand.  Enjoy!

So the Christian Fundie-Retards have been embolden by the Rightwing Majority Rapture of orgasmic goodness know as Raging PMS and the SeePeeSee.  They want everyone to know that  abortion is wrong, that every egg is special, that every sperm is sacred.   They also figure that good old PMS will now allow they to create a law (which will violate the Charter of Rights, but who gives a frak about that!) that will ban abortion and return women to their rightful place, at home on the kitchen, pump’in out kids.

Personally I blame Harper for this.

Oh that Kadhafi, can he get any crazier?  Well it seems that Grand Poobah of the Libyan Order of Water Buffaloes is now claiming that Osama  bin Missing, leader of Al-Qaeda has been drugging the youth of his nation morning coffee with special Jihad version of Ecstasy, called Jihadacy.  The Islamic designer drug of rebellion cause teens to demand the head of local dictators to be placed on a pike while dancing to Lady Gaga music,… truly horrifying.

Grand Poobah of the Libyan Order of Water Buffaloes, Gahdafi believes the entire trouble in his nation is caused by nothing more than poor parenting skills.  The Grand Poobah offered these suggestions to parents on how to control their kids,…

“Come of out of your homes. Get your children back home. Arrest the offenders and take them to court. Rehabilitate your children,”

Well that should straighten out the whole problem in Libya by nap time, eh?  Just a quick talking to, a little legal back and forth and POOF No more rebellion, nothing left to do but to send the little rascals off to bed with some milk, cookies and nice bedtime story.

Anyhoo, I can hardly wait for Glenn (the second N is for Nazi) Beck tonight, he’ll be pulling blackboards out of his arse like there is no tomorrow.  The Muslim Brotherhood, Osama bin Missing, the Commies, the Lefties,… heck I bet he even working in the Nazis again just round things out.

Like dude, we are so like appealing that court ruling thing,…

The Church of the Universe lawyer dude will be appealing the resent ruling and the religious right of pot smoking.

Seriously though, what would Jesus smoke?  Would he hit the bong, do a doobie or maybe bake some divine brownies.

You know, with Harper getting a hard-on for more jails, more prisons, tougher laws and bigger sentences,… I think we need to legalize pot and then tax the crap out of it.  It should be legal for an individual to grow their own herb (a reasonable number of plants)

And dude, if we have the munchies, have I got a pizza place  for you,…

As many of my readers know about me, I have little love or respect for organized religion.  I think that they are all a waste of time, money and effort.  Of course my personal choice of  religion to beat on is Christianity, after all it was the one that poisoned my early years.

But there are two other Organized Religions out there that are far worse then the Celestial Zombie Eaters, and it is hard to tell which is worst, Scientology and Islam.

For the moment, lets leave Tom Cruise and his couch jumping out of this, and lets deal with Islam, Alha and Might Moe the Profit.  Islam, or more correctly Radical Islam is not compatible with democracy, free thought and free speech.  The same can be said with Radical Christianity.  The big question is how do you defeat Radial Islam and all the nutters that are willing to do unspeakable thing in the name of their God and Religion.

I think humour is a good starting point and one of the great Scientific Free Thinkers that I follow has a good idea. Watch

So lets be fair and honest about this, if you dislike Roman Catholic Church for all the crap they did.  If thinking about American Southern Evangelicals Bible Thumpers makes you want to puke,… well it is time to spread distain around.

Also checkout Thunderf00t’s other vids on YouTube, his “Why People Laugh at Creationists” Series is absolutely brilliant.