Archive for the ‘Global Warming’ Category

We have a Extreme Heat Alert here in Toronto on the first official day of Summer.  So while your brain bakes with sun stroke and your body is dessicated by the sun while all the Global Warming Deniers tell us that the Earth has actually cooling for the last ten years (according to the Heartland Instituate).  Let me share with you the unbelievable audacity of man’s desire to know the truth, and even when early man got it right but for the wrong reasons

Oh my gawd, oh my gawd, oh my gawd,… The end of the world is ni,… or is that nigh?  It seems that there is this huge space door near the Earth, and in this space door is a space keyhole, and flying through space is this huge space key called Apophis.  Got that?  It’s simple people, door, keyhole, key,…

Now an Apophis is like this huge piece of space rock that God left flying around after he created Life, the Universe and Everything.  Ya, that’s right, God, our Creator is a bit of a slob, never cleans up after himself, using sub-standard material (seriously, Dirt Man and Rib Woman,… Seriously?)

Now where was I,… oh ya, Apophis, God, Life, the Universe and Everything and the end of the world.  Ok, so in 2029, Apophis, the Great Space Key may or may not pass through the Space Keyhole in a giant space door that is orbiting somewhere within five Earth diameters of the Earth.  If the key, goes through the keyhole in the door way, then the next time the key comes around in 2036, the key will hit Earth (somewhere is the Pacific Ocean, off the west coast of America).  Is everyone clear?  It’s simple, key, keyhole, space door and end of life on Earth as we know it.

It’s Science Bitches!!! It works

So what’s Tim Whodat’s plan for dealing with this issue? Cheap Beer? Does Stephen Harper have a plan?  Tax Cuts? Well he had better if he wants to keep his Clean Air Act targets for 2050

URLLIE (noun) an internet link (URL) in an article that is claimed by the poster of the link (URL) to support his position when the linked article actual does not, deliberately intended to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.  The URLLIE is only discovered if the reader takes the time follow the link and reads the linked information.

URLLIER (noun) a person that publishes a URLLIE.

URLLIEING (adjuctive) the act of telling or containing URLLIES.

This all came about the other day when Mark ask me what I call the act of publishing a an article and place url links in the article that you claimed support your position when actually it doesn’t. My response to Mark was that it Bullsh*tting. This wasn’t what Mark want, he wanted something catchy, edgy and new. So while I waiting for Cathrine to get and gave it some thought. I think it fits the bill