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In-And-Out and Repeat
The A Daily Zorpheous
Dang nabbit, these unsightly scandal stains just keep coming back. I almost feal sorry for poor old Harpie, but then I remember what frack’en wee wee head he is and then I remember we need to get rid of this poo poo head
In And Out Scandal, No Problem,…
Use Scandal Scrubber 409

Oh, it’s a blast from the past. I finally found my old archive files, good thing too, cause it looks like poor old Harpie needs to apply a little elbow grease and clean things up again.
Now the really funny thing happened while I was creating this post, the CPC called me and asked me if I would consider if I would support the CPC in the next election. I guess my answer to that is,…
NO!
Harper Channels Lord Farquaad
The Daily Zorpheous

The only problem with this image is that I didn’t make King Harper a little more tubbier,… sigh well maybe the next photoshop. But seriously though, the Government of Canada is now The Harper Government in all federal communications. So my next question is, when do we get Harper his crown and secret police? Frack, we are sounding more and more like a banana dictatorship with each and every passing day. Are we changing all the maps too, Harperstan instead of Canada? What will happen after the next election, will it become The New Harper Government?
Jabba the Ford Feeds the Rancor
The Daily Zorpheous

Let the costly outsourcing being, cause as soon as you outsource to a private company to the jobs of public employees you loose the all but very important ability of oversight. Ah Toronto, you we such a nice city once upon a time.
Jabba The Ford Goes Panhandling

Our Lord Fat Cat Mayor, Jabba the Ford has gone on a panhandling expedition to see if he bum some loose change from the Provincial Fatter Cats. Of course McSquinty didn’t feel the need to have his windshield clean by Squeegee The Hut.
Mayor Ford’s $150 million request rejected by province
McGuinty to Ford: ‘There’s just no money’
McGuinty rejects Ford’s bid for cash
Jabba The Ford - CAR WARS

Yup, thanks for the $60.00 refund check I can now almost afford to come close to filling up the tank in my car, woohoo!
Lord Mayor Jabba The Ford Answers A Question

Err,… so,… are we keeping the water efficiency programs or not? I have no idea, there seems to be a fat in that answer, maybe Jabba the Ford should think of saving time and money by using less weighty answers to simple question. For the entire gravy soaked answer with all the trimmings see the question and hefty answer here




