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But I do have the recipe,…

INGREDIENTS:
6 Twinkies
Popsicle sticks
4 cups vegetable oil
Flour for dusting
1 Cup milk
2 Tablespoons vinegar
1 Tablespoon oil
1 Cup flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
Icing sugar to taste

PREPARATION:
1. Chill or freeze Twinkies for several hours or overnight.
2. Heat 4 cups vegetable oil in deep-fryer to about 375 degrees Fahrenheit.
3. Mix together milk, vinegar and oil.
4. In another bowl, blend flour, baking powder and salt.
5. Whisk wet ingredients into dry and continue mixing until smooth. Refrigerate while oil heats.
6. Push sticks into Twinkies lengthwise, leaving about 2 inches to use as a handle, dust with flour and dip into the batter. Rotate Twinkie until batter covers entire cake.
7. Place carefully in hot oil. The Twinkie will float, so hold it under with a utensil to ensure even browning. It should turn golden in 3 to 4 minutes. Depending on the size of your deep fryer, you might be able to fry only one at a time, two at the most.
8. Remove Twinkie to paper towel and let drain. Remove stick and allow Twinkie to sit for about 5 minutes, and dust with icing sugar if desired before serving.

Just reading makes my arteries harden

Yes, pearls of wisdom, commentary of genius, insightful analysis, and occasionally some useful stuff, twitted yesterday, all reproduced here for your mind-expanding needs, following this run-on sentence, which keeps going, and going, and going and going, until such time that you are probably not reading what I am writing anymore, so I guess it’s here that I can start talking about Zorpheous’ addiction to deep-fried Twinkies which has led up to an enormous build-up of cholesterol in his gall bladder, which is what forms gall stones, usually, resulting in his ongoing unreliability and especially more-than-normal cranky disposition, which we wish he would take more painkillers for, despite his long history of deep substance abuse, which he denies, and we won’t verify, notwithstanding what we are implying, which is that he is a drug-addled, pained-out cranky lunatic obsessed with grayscale web page design who needs intervention, or, at least, better mouthwash.

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There is no use fighting,… I look around this country of ours and see all the nutz out there,… so many nutz,… and winter is coming,…   So what is a crazy squirrel to do?  So I am back, and Johnny Banananuk is back as well.

It has been five months since I closed down the Wingnuterer, and I did so for reasons that where not completely clear, even to me (a very long story and I might tell one day).

We still have some fine tweaking to do on the blog, but that can wait,… I really feel the need to make fun of the powers that be.  We have some new things planned and we are going to be bring back some of the old ideas as well.  I’ll try to do the Daily Zorpheous, but it may not daily,…  Hmmmm,… maybe I should The Occational Zorpheous.  Salute To The Nutz will be back as well.

Flight of the Dodo

Update : I broke two of my new rules today with this post,… First rule was that I had retired (well I am planning to come back but not for a while yet),… Second rule,… I am not going to blog about bloggers,…  but seriously, this Dodo Lady is nuttier than my squirrel poop,… and I’m six way to Sunday crazy right now

Lastly, I don’t even know why I am writing this,… since I am the only one that is actually reading this,… best check the locks on the insane asylum doors to ensure I don’t get out,…

If you happen to stumble on to this site, I ask you one single favour, do not advertise it, keep it a secret.  I shutdown my other blog because I was getting very sick and tired of the crap that was going on in the Blogosphere,… I created this quiet little corner, my own personal insane asylum on the intertoobs.

So what am I doing here then, well I just laying around with my own Domain and WordPress, figuring out how it all goes together and getting the new Wingnuterer ready for business again.  But I want it done properly, without a rush or having to produce.  I am working on the plug-ins, the Theme.  I am also working on exactly what direction I want to take the Wingnuterer in.

So if you are one of my friends or past readers who might have accidentially stumbled onto this new blog’o'mine, I simply ask you to keep it under your hat.

The time will come when I open the doors again and place The Wingnuterer on the Liblogs and Progressive Bloggers blog rolls, but for now,… ssshhhhhh!

Thanks,

Zorph