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I know I haven’t been blogging much lately,… but I really have a good excuse for it,… actually it is more of a series of excuses caused by one event in my life,… but the excuses are for another blog post,… one that will do it justice.

Anyhoo,… I have been out biking around Toronto, mainly at night.  I have started to pack along my Nikon D80, now that I proper bags that fit my bike.  On my ride last night I was coming back from Tommy Thompson Park and I was passing Cherry Beach and I saw a music video shoot.  It was the band Low Level Flight (not that I ever heard them before)  Don’t know what song they record for, it didn’t sound too bad.  I managed to get a few semi-non-crappy pictures

I know they are not the best, but since they were shooting a video, I didn’t think they would want a flash going off and I didn’t have a tripod.  So I pushed the ISO to 1600 and tried to hold as steady as possible.

Caption Contest Anyone?

It has been days since we had an descent weather, and I was not about to waste an evening like last night.  I had just picked up my repaired iPod from the Apple Store (note to self, do not machine wash the iPod again), and got my limited music collection restored to it.  So I grabbed my little Sony P7, iPod, lights, netbook, rocketstick and all the gear required when you are 24/7 IT guy and hit the road,…

Toronto is an amazing city, with hidden oasis’s of maximum zen,…  Personally I just ride, with a general idea of where I want to go,… but rarely ever get there (or at least that is my track record so far).  I ended up in the Outer Harbour last night as dusk was hitting the city when I finally ran out of road, path and finally land.  At Lands End I found a curiosity, it seems someone went for sail and ran out of water,…

Ponderous man,… Truly ponderous,….

Last night was new personal best for me, covered 46.5 km in 2 hours and 19 minutes with an average sustained speed of 20.0 kph.  No too bad considering my shape

Cause there is no one else whom we can blame for this.  This is all Harper doing, his plan, his actions and his words.

Jebus Fraking Cripsy,… wasn’t Raging PMS all for an elected Senate and at the bear minimum appointing people who had passed some sort of electoral process when possible. So I guess when he appointed, not one, not two, BUT THREE un-elected, electorally rejected people to the Senate he was just taking a giant dump on Canada and saying FRAK-YOU to the people who voted for him.

After all no one will remember come next election.  Harper’s base, aka the Blogging Whories don’t give a shit either, just as long as it has a convervative  sticker on it, they’ll eat it, even if they know it came out of Harper’s arse, they’ll just call it ice-cream and scream for more.

The Daily Zorpheous

Meet our Minister of Foreign Affairs

Reading the CPC. NDP, Greens and yes, even other Liberals blogs, it can be said that everyone want a piece of the liberal corpse.  Then I remembered this old cartoon, it was basically Titled;

When You’re Down and Out Everyone Wants a Piece of Your Ass

On Facebook  Post rapture looting is place to call first dibs on the good stuff.  Me, I’m calling First Dibs on Castle Loma in Toronto and the Island of Cozumel, but hey, I’ll let people come and visit for free

Thoses who know me, or at least my writing (the poor quality, terrible speeling , double plus bad gammer and my absolute pride in being so crappy), will want to put their coffees down, swallow any food you’re eating,… Ok?

I try to check my spam folder on The Wingnuterer daily, to make sure no valid comments have been spammified or in case there is quality SPAM.  I usually get the penis enlargement, and back link spam-whores; but this one was really good

Writers Wanted

We need internet writers desperately. After reviewing your website, we decided we want you on our staff. We pay $35-$50 hourly. Our top rated writers are pulling in over $91K a YEAR, writing part-time.

They WANT ME?  Zorpheous? I guess this is about as serious as the brick-string penis enlarge device that other spammer was trying to prompt, eh?  Hey do think any of the Blogging Tories are working this place?  It would explain the quality of crap that they pump out,…

Ok, look guys, I have certain standards to maintain here, admittedly they are low, but working for comment base spamming company the cons people into writing for them with promise of big money actually falls below those standards.

Now, please frak off and go stick your head in a pig.

I’ll get to blame Harper for everything on Monday, this weekend I am continueing to move into my new place and I have to meet my wife to go over a few things,…

Yes there is a tale to tell, it is long, complicated, sad and happy

Enjoy your weekend people, seems Harper managed not to frakup the weather for a change, hey even a broken clock is right once and a while

Zorph