The Wingnuterer

RoboCon, RoboGate and/or RoboCalls,… Listening to the various CPC RoboPosters this whole RoboScandal is some massive diabolical Liberal/Dipper/Anarchist/OccupyWallStr. Drum Circle conspiracy to make Harper and the CPC look bad.

So lets see if you can make sense of this Liberal/Dipper/Anarchist/OccupyWallStr. Drum Circle conspiracy works.

1. Liberal/Dipper/Anarchist/Occupy Drum Circle operative buys a burner phone in Quebec
2. Obtains phone list for ridings that target people whom are unlikely to vote for the CPC candidate in those riding.
3. Produces a professional sounding voice recording to tell people that polling station has moved and directs them to a new polling location (this is literally means hundreds of different message recording)
4. Call Rack-9 and sets up an account.
5. Uploads hundreds of voice messages to Rack-9 with correct corresponding polling station phone lists
6. Sends out vote suppression messages to maybe as many as 77 riding, effecting about 1000 polling station.
7. Liberal/NDP/Green, aka non CPC supporters are redirected fake polling locations.
8. Liberal/NDP/Green victory,….
9. Errr, ok, in the future the Liberals and NDP get to make the CPC look bad,… errr

Ya, simply doesn’t wash.  So maybe some incredibly bright CPC’er can explain to us exactly how suppressing your own voters on Election Day help you win an election or provide you any sort of real tangible benefit.

Of course reality simply isn’t jiving with the CPC Robots, seems that Election Canada isn’t chasing the Liberal/NDP theory, but instead is furiously investigating the CPC campaign in Guelph.  Now the investigation is turning up all sorts of *cough* oddities.  Seem that CPC Guelph team never reported the expenses with RackNine, OOPS!  But remember people it is all above board, nothing to see we.  Next, Election Canada is tighting the noose on the Robocaller and are now odering PayPal Canada to produce the records on this criminal.   Still it gets better, the CPC HoC goons demanded that the Liberal produce their call records for the election, because it was the Liberals after,… Bob Rae, “ok we’ll release them”  Later, del monster, CPC load mouth “Are we going to release ours, no, because there is no need, becuase we were not behind it,… LOOK BRIGHT SHINY THINGY”.  In closing, Ekection Canad is now investigating two more ridings now,…. One rogue CPC staffer doing voter suppressing, ok, two,… maybe a coincident,…. THREE?  nope, this requires co-ordination.  Someone in the CPC maybe joining Patrick Ross

In other news, Patrick Ross gets spanked tomorrow.  Get ready to throw another body on the big pile of dead stupidity

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