Archive for May, 2011

Take a big fraking pot

Add,  sweat peppers, portobello mushrooms, onions, potatoes, carrots, tomatoes, celery, garlic, olive oil, black pepper corns, some sea salts and my frozen veggie straps,… 20 cups of water, and boil boil boil

The first photo is everything all in, then after boiling for about 90 minutes and the last photo is the finished product

Remember when oil prices crashed last week and Harper’s friends and possible financial supporters (we don’t really know who they are because they and Harper refuse to tell us,… so much open and transparent government, eh?) dropped the gas prices by same percentage,… oh ya, that’s right Harper’s friends and possible financial supporters only gave us about 50% of the savings.  What did Harper say about the Oil companies fraking over the little guy, Joe and Sally Sixpack and Canadian’s whom he is suppose to represent?

CUE THE  CRICKETS

That’s right, Harper didn’t say poopy about it, so I guess he supports it.

And now today we learn that Harper’s friends and possible financial supporters are hiking the price of gas by 6.5 cents, and Harper and his cronies are fine with this constant arse fraking the Oil companies are giving Canadians.  The Oil companies still get billions in tax breaks and they still get their new Harper Government Corporate Tax Cuts.  Why? because those fat cat Oil Frakers need to buy at least one platinum arse scratcher a day,… I mean you can’t expect those Corporate frakheads to used a soiled arse scratcher more than once.

So how are you paying for your Corporate Tax Cuts and Oil Company Tax Breaks?

Personally I Blame Harper For This

I’ll get to blame Harper for everything on Monday, this weekend I am continueing to move into my new place and I have to meet my wife to go over a few things,…

Yes there is a tale to tell, it is long, complicated, sad and happy

Enjoy your weekend people, seems Harper managed not to frakup the weather for a change, hey even a broken clock is right once and a while

Zorph

Crude oil futures fell $9.62 (U.S.), or 8.6 percent, to $99.82 a barrel.  At the same time pump prices only drop 3.3 cents per litre, which represents only a 2.5 percent drop.  Harper continues to give Oil companies in Canada Canadian Taxpayer money while simultaneously cutting their corporate tax rates.  I guess Harper feels that Canadian families and small business deserve to be fraked up the arse because his friends and financial backers and backroom boys need another solid gold butt scratcher.

Personally I Blame Harper For This

Oh,gold futures fell $33.90, or 2.2 per cent, to settle at $1,481.40 an ounce, silver prices crashed and the Canadian Stock markets crashed and the Canadian Dollar dropped,….

Personally I Blame Harper For This Too

Happy Cinco de Mayo, and I am not in the funnest place in the world Cozumel, Mexico.  I should be scuba diving, I should be drinking daiquirí de fresa at Playa Del Palancar or kicking back at Bob Marley’s on the east-side.  But no, I’m here in Canada where we are experiencing the coldest spring since 1991.

Personally I Blame Harper

No sooner than have we elected a Conservative Dictatorship then we environment damage all over the place

Alta. oil pipeline leaked 28,000 barrels

A pipeline break northeast of Peace River, Alta., has leaked 28,000 barrels of crude oil, during what is now considered to be one of the largest spills in the province’s history.

Emergency crews were cleaning up a massive oil spill from a broken pipeline in northern Alberta Tuesday as regulators disclosed the leak was much larger than originally thought.

Personally I Blame Harper

I woke up this morning only to discover that my old training/running shoes had to be replace.  Ever since Harper got his Majority I have had to start replacing things that have worn out.

Personally I blame Harper