Personally I Blame Harper For This #0005
May 9th, 2011 | 
Author: Remember when oil prices crashed last week and Harper’s friends and possible financial supporters (we don’t really know who they are because they and Harper refuse to tell us,… so much open and transparent government, eh?) dropped the gas prices by same percentage,… oh ya, that’s right Harper’s friends and possible financial supporters only gave us about 50% of the savings. What did Harper say about the Oil companies fraking over the little guy, Joe and Sally Sixpack and Canadian’s whom he is suppose to represent?
CUE THE CRICKETS
That’s right, Harper didn’t say poopy about it, so I guess he supports it.
And now today we learn that Harper’s friends and possible financial supporters are hiking the price of gas by 6.5 cents, and Harper and his cronies are fine with this constant arse fraking the Oil companies are giving Canadians. The Oil companies still get billions in tax breaks and they still get their new Harper Government Corporate Tax Cuts. Why? because those fat cat Oil Frakers need to buy at least one platinum arse scratcher a day,… I mean you can’t expect those Corporate frakheads to used a soiled arse scratcher more than once.
So how are you paying for your Corporate Tax Cuts and Oil Company Tax Breaks?
Posted in
LOL. Unfortunately I don’t think we can hang this one on Harper… commodities took a nasty beating across the board last week, led by precious metals. Today oil rallied back up to $102/barrel: the better to gouge us with, my dear. Come to think of it, why not blame Harper, since he no doubt benefits from some of the dough the oil companies gouge us for. BLAME HARPER: sounds good to me.
Remember, it takes time for that cheaper oil to move through the pipes to get to us. See, it work like this - cheap oil moves like sticky snails through the pipelines so it takes time for the price to drop. On the other hand expensive oil moves a the speed of light through the pipes so when the price of oil goes up a little, the price of gas goes up a lot immediately.Simple really….
Sorry JJ, Harpoo has his majority dickatorship now, so now it is all Harper, every Frakup, every piece of poopie. He owns it, and I’m going to be here to smear the fesses of his failures on him and to ensure he wears them like the Emperor’s new cloths.So, I personally blame Harper for you error.