Archive for March, 2011
New Acronyms For The CPC
March 28th, 2011 | 
Author: Contemptible Party of Canada
Coalition Party of Canada
Consternation Party of Canada
Conservative Party of Contemptuousness
Posted in Blogging, CPC, Election 2011, Harper, Humour... or something like it, Politics | 
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The Ford Steamroller
The Daily Zorpheous
Wow, that bs council meeting last. Councillors were not allowed talk about Audit Report, they were not allow to question the Auditor. Well steamrollered his agenda through council and now one man is calling the shots at TCHC and we’ll have to watch this very closely.
Update
Council Votes to Dissolve TCHC Board
From the Torontist
…, council was there to debate whether to dismiss the board of the TCHC in the wake of a damning auditor general’s report about spending and procurement improprieties at the agency, but was forbidden by speaker Frances Nunziata from discussing that very report (which, in fact, has not even been formally presented to council yet).
I am sure we will hearing and learning more about Ford’s new man at the TCHC, Case Ootes has people revisit this gentleman’s history,…
- MOCK THE DUMMY - Glenn Beck Explains The Egyptian Revolution
Mock the Dummy brings back Glenn Beck and his Nazi Tourette syndrome.
In-And-Out and Repeat
The A Daily Zorpheous
Dang nabbit, these unsightly scandal stains just keep coming back. I almost feal sorry for poor old Harpie, but then I remember what frack’en wee wee head he is and then I remember we need to get rid of this poo poo head
In And Out Scandal, No Problem,…
Use Scandal Scrubber 409
Oh, it’s a blast from the past. I finally found my old archive files, good thing too, cause it looks like poor old Harpie needs to apply a little elbow grease and clean things up again.
Now the really funny thing happened while I was creating this post, the CPC called me and asked me if I would consider if I would support the CPC in the next election. I guess my answer to that is,…
NO!
Harper Channels Lord Farquaad
The Daily Zorpheous
The only problem with this image is that I didn’t make King Harper a little more tubbier,… sigh well maybe the next photoshop. But seriously though, the Government of Canada is now The Harper Government in all federal communications. So my next question is, when do we get Harper his crown and secret police? Frack, we are sounding more and more like a banana dictatorship with each and every passing day. Are we changing all the maps too, Harperstan instead of Canada? What will happen after the next election, will it become The New Harper Government?