Archive for February, 2011
What Would Jesus Smoke, I mean Dude We So Appealing
Like dude, we are so like appealing that court ruling thing,…
The Church of the Universe lawyer dude will be appealing the resent ruling and the religious right of pot smoking.
Seriously though, what would Jesus smoke? Would he hit the bong, do a doobie or maybe bake some divine brownies.
You know, with Harper getting a hard-on for more jails, more prisons, tougher laws and bigger sentences,… I think we need to legalize pot and then tax the crap out of it. It should be legal for an individual to grow their own herb (a reasonable number of plants)
And dude, if we have the munchies, have I got a pizza place for you,…
MP Jason Kenney Explains Why Lying is Ok
For more see ImPolitical - The CBC Lies All The Time
Cause we all know that if the media lies then it is alright for the Government to lie, NOT!
KAIROS -Not- Going Away

The first rule of publicity is there is no such thing as bad publicity. The people at KAIROS, who lost their government funding have shown that even when down, they know how to make best of a bad situation. Kudos to them.
If you feel like supporting them you can buy one these stylist shirts. Or you can make a donation to their cause of making KAIROS the voice of Canadian churches calling for human rights, social justice and peace in Canada and around the world.
Wow, i can see why Bev Oda wanted to axe their funding, Human Rights, Social Justice and Peace,… why those are things that only them there terrorist type people support. Bev Oda, what a lying sack of poop (believe me I had to exercise a lot of self control over how I wanted to describe her, sigh -why are the best adjectives always the really naughty words?), and Harper is still defending her and her forging government documents and then lying about it?
I often wonder about this “Law and Order” government of ours and ponder when the law and order will apply to them,… I know, I know,…. Cold, hell and going ice skating before that happens.
More Classic Oda
Bev Oda was the subject of another Daily Zorpheous many years ago. Bev Oda’s stupidity is like diamonds,… they’re forever,…

You can't fix stupid, it's forever
Oh, and if you are wondering why Harper and the don’t seem to a problem with alter documents, I have just one word for you,…
GREWAL
Classic Oda From the Past
Remember Bev Oda when she was commenting on the desperate terrorist in Afghanistan and handing out cake? From The Wingnuterer Archives - The Daily Zorpheous
aahhh, memories,…
Ministry of International Cooperation to be Renamed
Ministry of International Cooperation to be renamed to the Ministry of Not Forgeries. The Not Honourable MP Bev “Not” Oda, not to be the new Not Not Forgery Minister
All Your Borders Are Belong To US
…, and the US stands for U. S. of A
U.S. deserves ‘total control’ of northern border, Republican tells hearing
sorry couldn’t resist,…
Oda to a Small Lump of Green Putty

Vogon Oda
One of conservatives creative writing guru’s, Bev Oda, works of fictional writing was accidentally passed off as official government funding document, or was that an official government funding document passed off as a work of fiction,… It is so hard to tell, what with Bev Oda altering the plot line of what happened.
No one should not be too hard on Bev Oda, after all writing is hard work, and fact and fiction in this government is often smooshed into putty. It is this puddy that is used gum up the works of parliamentary inquiries. It becomes a sticky green goo that used to obscure the overly transparent see-thru-iness of accountable government. Why without Oda’s small lump of green puddy we might actually know what is going on in the liberal/vogon elite bureaucracy that strangles our great nation,…
Canadian Military Transport Planes to be Easier to Shoot Down
Oh that Stephen Harper,… Is there nothing he won’t do to help improve our Canadian Military forces? We know he wants to improve the Canadian Military and price is object. We know there is nothing Stevie won’t do to help protect our fighting men and women,… Damn it, even when it comes to our military fashion sense, Stevie is there with cloth swatches and paint chips to help men and women stand out.
It seems that Stevie Harper wants our military to stand out in a crowd when flying into military hot spots. Our new military’s VIP Airbus which is required transport military personal and equipment and on occasion to fly Stevie’s arse around is paint a drab military grey. Well that isn’t very Canadian, damn it! No it is far better to paint a bright White and Red so that everyone with poor eye sight can easily see it coming and know here is a target worth aiming for.
Well I hope military’s VIP Airbus gets the new Red and White paint job just before Stephen Harper makes his next visit to Afganistan,… hmmm,… maybe we should let him paint it after all. If not, I sure Brian Mulroney might have a spare Airbus he can loan Stephen Harper.
