Archive for February, 2011

Err,… so,… are we keeping the water efficiency programs or not?  I have no idea, there seems to be a fat in that answer, maybe Jabba the Ford should think of saving time and money by using less weighty answers to simple question.  For the entire gravy soaked answer with all the trimmings see the question and hefty answer here

What It Sounds Like When Rob Ford Answers Questions at Council

What is old is new again,… The ghostly shadow of the CPC In-And-Out scandal in back in the press again as Election Canada takes another whack at the CPC ball sack.  The Wingnuterer Political desk called the PMO Office for comment to new development and the only thing we got back as a reply was

ADSCAM, ADSCAM, ADSCAM, ADSCAM,…

Now let me see, where did I put all my old CPC/Scandal/In-And-Out photoshop pictures,… Reuse and Recycle and keeping it green at The Wingnuterer.  Stay tuned folks, I’ll be releasing a lot of re-able material

Jabba the Ford starts fuelling his Gravy Train with $3,000,000.00 of tax payers dollars to pay for consultants to figure out how deep in the poopoo he is in for next years budget.  Seriously people, you can’t make this stuff up.  Does it get any better than this?

Mayor Rob Ford has set aside $3 million to pay consultants for a review of all city spending.

Chief Financial Officer Cam Weldon said the money has been set aside in the non-program account, a pool of money that also includes an undisclosed amount for settling contract negotiations.

“It’s around $3 million,” Weldon said to Coun. Gord Perks, during debate on the 2011 operating budget.

What’s that? Non-Program Account? A Pool of Money? An Undisclosed Amount?

Oh, it does get better “Pool of Money”, giggle,… Jabba goes swimming next?  Oh that is a Lionel Engineering hat on his chubby Hutt head.

MEANWHILE, at city council Rob Ford hones his skill at not answering simple direct questions It’s amazing to listen to him avoid answering a simple question. It’s like trying to catch a greased pig at a country fair,…

Oh that Kadhafi, can he get any crazier?  Well it seems that Grand Poobah of the Libyan Order of Water Buffaloes is now claiming that Osama  bin Missing, leader of Al-Qaeda has been drugging the youth of his nation morning coffee with special Jihad version of Ecstasy, called Jihadacy.  The Islamic designer drug of rebellion cause teens to demand the head of local dictators to be placed on a pike while dancing to Lady Gaga music,… truly horrifying.

Grand Poobah of the Libyan Order of Water Buffaloes, Gahdafi believes the entire trouble in his nation is caused by nothing more than poor parenting skills.  The Grand Poobah offered these suggestions to parents on how to control their kids,…

“Come of out of your homes. Get your children back home. Arrest the offenders and take them to court. Rehabilitate your children,”

Well that should straighten out the whole problem in Libya by nap time, eh?  Just a quick talking to, a little legal back and forth and POOF No more rebellion, nothing left to do but to send the little rascals off to bed with some milk, cookies and nice bedtime story.

Anyhoo, I can hardly wait for Glenn (the second N is for Nazi) Beck tonight, he’ll be pulling blackboards out of his arse like there is no tomorrow.  The Muslim Brotherhood, Osama bin Missing, the Commies, the Lefties,… heck I bet he even working in the Nazis again just round things out.

Ok so let me get this straight,…

1. Ford eliminates $60 vehicle registration tax, thus eliminating $50 million dollars of annual revenue from the Toronto City Coffers, CHECK
2. Ford balances the 2011 budget via the use of one time funding monies and surpluses, CHECK
3. Ford then implements a property tax freeze, because you know,… the budget is balanced and we won’t need money in the future, CHECK
4. The 2012 Toronto Budget is currently facing a $774 million dollar structural deficit, CHECK
5. Ford doesn’t want to talk about the next year, CHECK.

Does anyone see a problem here?  The 2011 budget is $9.38 Billion Dollars and we expecting $774 million dollar short fall for the 2012 budget.  This would mean that Jabba the Ford expects to find 8.25% of gravy to cut.  That isn’t going to happen.  Ford seems to be of the opinion that if eliminates the colour sprinkles from his daily dozen donuts, then he’ll lose weigh.

I can’t weight till Jabba the Ford starts talking about next year’s budget, who’s he going to blame?  This is going to good in very bad sort of way.

BIG

HEAVY

Can’t blog right now

So let’s just kick Harper in the Ball Sack and leave it at that

Stephen Harper, we salute you! Just because you're so special

Glenn (the second N is for nazi) Beck is quite possibly the most butt bangingly insane wacko out there.  I just never knew exactly how crazy this main stream media mouth was.  Wow, it’s breath taking.  If you ever get home early (5pm est) you can catch this lunatic’s three ring circus and pony show on Fox News.  On occasion I make it home in time that I could watch him if I wanted.  Thursday was one of those days.  What was the Fox News Special Ed boy ranting about,… Islamic end time prophecy,  the Islamic Anti-Christ,  the twelfth Imam,…  Now just remember Glenn Beck believe in wearing magical underwear and that Jesus and his dad are actually extraterrestrials,… and he is going to lecture the public about crazy religious beliefs?

And remember people, in these uncertain an scary times there’s nothing like gold as an investment

Ya, I’m fat too, cue the Weird Al music.

Now I’m not Rob Fordzilla fat, but I am packing a few extra pounds.  I have been trying for about the last six months to loose weight, and it is not an easy thing to do.  A few years ago I managed to quit smoking and the inevitable happened.  So just last fall I started getting serious about exercising and I rediscovered cycling and I continued to keep it up until mid November.  Then it got too cold, I didn’t have the right gear for winter riding and it got dark way to early (try to find decent and inexpensive lights for cycling, good lighting rigs are expensive).  I just can’t get into going to the gym, it feels like I’m hamster on treadmill,… it just isn’t me.  I want to be on my bicycle and today feels like spring, but this is February and this is Canada,… which means winter will back,… frack!

Spring can’t come soon enough for me,

Short Term ForecastUpdated: Fri, Feb. 18, 2011, 11:27 EST

	Friday AfternoonAfternoon: 12:00 PM - 5:59 PM	Friday EveningEvening: 6:00 PM - 11:59 PM	Friday OvernightOvernight: 12:00 AM - 5:59 AM	Saturday MorningMorning: 6:00 AM - 11:59 AM	Saturday AfternoonAfternoon: 12:00 PM - 5:59 PM
	Sunny	Few flurries	Few flurries	Scattered flurries	Variable cloudiness
Temp.	9°C	0°C	-5°C	-5°C	-4°C
Feels Like	-	-8	-14	-14	-12
Wind	W 45km/h	W 45km/h	NW 40km/h	NW 40km/h	NW 35km/h
Humidity	64%	64%	54%	58%	63%
P.O.P.	10%	40%	40%	40%	30%
Snow	-	less than 1 cm	less than 1 cm	less than 1 cm	-

Toronto’s Mayor is large and back in charge.  Good, glad to hear it.  No seriously, kidney stones are a real pain, seriously.  I may mock Ford for being fat and talking about cutting the gravy train, but I would never wish him ill health,… In fact I’d love to see his fat arse on a bicycle moving his ample frame around the city’s rush hour traffic.  It be good for him in more ways than one.

Also it seems that Fordzuki (aka Doug Ford) thinks his “little” brother deserves VETO powers to allow him to over rule the will of council.  I can only think of about a hundred reasons why that is a really bad idea.  Also I wonder if Fordzilla and Fordzuki would have support VETO powers for the former Toronto Mayor David Miller,… ya that’s what I thought, the Ford’s would have VETOed any Miller VETO.

Next on the Fordzilla front, Jabba the Ford is think on trying to convince Private Business to invest in Ford’s series of Subways to everywhere.  Lets see, subways move half the amount of people around for twice the amount of mount money and Ford thinks this makes a good business investment.  Did Ford join the Church of the Universe or what?