The Wingnuterer

Archive for April, 2010

Well it’s your birthday Mr. Harper, and 51 years ago you mother pushed out.  So for your birthday I have have gotten you something you truly deserve, A Wingnuterere Salute to da Nutz.

The Blogging Tories are truly Enlarged over the Usurping of Lenin’s Birthday. Why they are down right pissed that special surprise Birthday Party for old Lenin had all it’s thunder stolen by a bunch of people who want to keep the Earth Clean

For a truly concentrate over dose of Teh Stoopid, no one does it better than Kathy Shaidle from Five Feet of Stoopid

Craig Smith wants to know if the Blogging Tories have any standards,… Now it is interesting because Craigie is one of the Founding Fathers of the Blogging Tories,… so one must surmise that his standards were used as a basis for his creation,…

Well I could go on about this, and explain the intense level of Teh Stoopid, but why bother.

To answer your question Craigie, The Blogging Toires standards are your standards, in short, there are none.

Maria from Dodo Can Spell, fires up her Palin Vibrator to full power, inserts it into her ear (for maximum cerebral stimulation) and follows Legondary Birther Orly Tairtz off Teh Kliffs uv Teh Stoopid

I keep getting more milage out of this graphic,…

Meanwhile, on the crime beat, Neo Conservative is outraged or something about another henious crime committed in the City of Toronto. Neo of course doesn’t offer any solutions, he just want to point and stare and wants to make sure the you see too.  Make sure you tell Neo it is an awefull event and that you’re sure it is the fault of the Liberals or Socialist

Unless you do from a safe distance,….

…, when you are dealing with people like Raging Tory, or as he calls himself now “Go F*** Yourself Canada” (GFYC for short) it is another matter.  Now Justin Hoffer or GFYC maybe completely sane but one might have ones sanity called into question when one writes a post like this ,… I am no longer Canadian just becasue some possible Pardon Board screw up and to do so publicly,…

Seriously Justin, that is all it takes to for you to wash you hands of Canada for good?  So when does your glorious revolution start Justin?

The only way I will change that is if we revolt against the government and rebuild THE ENTIRE CANADIAN SYSTEM from the ground up. Every law gone. Every government system gone. Every official removed from power. The entire system is corrupt and broken. The entire thing must be completely destroyed.

So lets see we are going to

• Revolt agqainst the Government, I guess this means Harper as well, eh?
• Throw out all the laws
• Destroy every government system
• Remove all officials

Justin wants to,…  jeepers,… I don’t know if this is funny or scary, but one thing is certain Justin, time to get your Doctor to check your meds.

Three things that seem to be universal constants in this reality we call life.

Death and taxes are not very fun or funny. Get very little joy out of paying taxes and while I have not experienced death I don’t think I will enjoy it either.

The Stupid, or Teh Stoopid is another ball game altogether.  Now i’m not going to pontificate here, others to that much better then I, so I am just going to point and let you decide

Moose and Squirrel see the commenter Bill Elder,  I just love his reference material Doom Daily

Five Feet of Teh Stoopid finds some moral high ground, relatively speaking.