Twitted nutz you missed (from Dec 3/2009)
December 4th, 2009 | 
Author: Some truth here for a change: we’re running out of gags. We’re at the end of the news cycle. Friday is the day when many news pieces carried all week end, no not be picked up later. Seriously. For the first few days, sure the humour flows. But sometime on Thursday, the humour gets harder, and cynicism takes its toll.
So, not so many tweets of value.
Personally, I blame Tiger Woods. Just too much about him.
At least I stayed away from the obvious ball jokes.
- BREAKING: Parliamentary budget officer Kevin Page wakes up with horse’s head in his bed
- News: Deficit-fighting Flaherty proposes freezing salaries, cutting grants 9%, and human rights 17%
- NEWS: Vatican distances itself from Cardinal who said gays and transexuals can’t go to heaven. Notes 67% of priesthood “would never make it”
- This is the first time that Tiger has gotten into trouble for scoring too many birdies
- NEWS: China publicly scolds Harper for chewing gum and blowing bubbles, rejects “I forgot” excuse
- We understand that CPAC plans to change to the theme from Jeopardy. / RT @kady: i love the music cpac plays while waiting for a vote
- How does #pmharper and his government survive? Answer RED TAPE and BLACK INK,… nuk nuk nuk
- BREAKING: Swiss minaret ban emboldens Europe’s extremists to consider banning garden gnomes
- NEWS: Palin now in with the birthers… Claims Obama actually born from a jackal and was Gregory Peck’s changeling baby, don’t cha know
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