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Terrorist Elf threatens to blow up Santa

December 4th, 2009 |

Author: Zorpheous

Police arrested one of Santa’s elves the other day after a Terrorist disguised as an Elf penetrated the super secure “Meet Santa” event. The Terrorist Elf threatened to blow Santa with TNT. Yes Virgina, the real War on Christmas has begun,…

Elf jailed after dynamite threat against Santa

Posted in Humour... or something like it, Sky Fairies

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