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Twitted nutz you missed (from Dec 1/2009)

‘Oh, the weather outside…’ isn’t really frightful, at least not here in the Centre of the Universe.

Welcome to December, and the yearly War on Christmas! We hope to find some examples, and, hopefully, causalities.

In the meantime, we present yesterday’s twitted nutz!

  1. Man gets nipples tattooed on his bum. Gives a whole new meaning to T&A http://tinyurl.com/yd7eg54
  2. Harper no want Pub Inq into Afgan Tortr. Maybe Harper embare-assed cause he wears the gimp suite?
  3. NEWS: CDN Gov redaction employees resort to using black spray paint.
  4. Tiger Woods seems to spend his days going in and out of a lot of holes
  5. NEWS: Obama, hopeless over Aghanistan, calls for America to have a renewed sense of despair and resignation
  6. @leftdog Shhhh!!! I think the Conservatives are planning to drop you off at the Toronto Humane Society
  7. NEWS: House votes for slow torture of Peter MacKay. PM Harper to decide. Sadly, everyone expects the non-inquisition.
  8. SOURCES: Due to the boring repetition of sin, God’s considering making the movie 2012 happen for real, minus the unrealistic escape scenes
  9. Rogers files suit against Bell in BC over latest Bell marketing claims “Our daughters did not sleep with Tiger woods!”
  10. NEWS: PM’s wife upset he failed to wear life jacket. Someone cares! My God, someone cares! http://bit.ly/6AZvOZ
  11. Most used words in Obama’s head during speech: “Need” “a” “cigarette”

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