The Wingnuterer

It seems Jesus has risen from the grave again (go trick if you can pull it off) after being tasered and shot by police yesterday.  It seems that our saviour can’t keep out of trouble though, after being called for jury duty, Jesus was kicked off the jury for being to disruptive.

Court administrator Sandra Turner said people there were shocked when Jesus Christ from potential jurors, some people in the court laughed and thought it was a joke until Jesus took the stand. Court officials told The Wingnuterer that Jesus Christ was excused because JC was disruptive and kept asking questions instead of answering them.

But Turner said unlike some Jefferson County residents, Christ didn’t try to get out of jury duty and was “perfectly happy to serve.”

For more about the story see,…  Jesus Christ dumped from jury pool for disruption

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