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Twitted nutz you missed (from Nov 28-30/2009)

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Today: Grey and Vanier cups (with ninjas), Stephen Harper named in Psychiatry Today, “Mark Steyn”, Palin, Tiger Woods, poets and cheese, Colvin for Senate, and, did Stephen Taylor drop some acid?

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  1. We welcome the David Suzuki Foundation into our elite group of nutz
  2. ALERT: Peak Waffle coming! http://bit.ly/6tlH98
  3. BREAKING: 100,000 global warming denialist conspirators accidentally warm the planet by 0.5 degrees with their furious blogging
  4. BREAKING: RT @NuncScio: Queen’s takes the Vanier Cup! http://bit.ly/8U49uj / Police said to hot on their trail
  5. “Mark Steyn” RT @christindal: Mark Steyn protip: make stuff sound dumb by using quote marks: “science,” “Europe,” “youths,” “peer review”
  6. BREAKING: Tiger Woods, White House Gate Crashers and Balloon Boy parents to sue networks for royalties
  7. BREAKING: Sarah Palin commits suicide. Letter left behind: “I’m not quitting. I’m just refusing to be a lame-duck human.”
  8. What? You dropping acid and seeing things? #LOL: RT @stephen_taylor: “Apparitions” at the @mattgood concert. http://tweetphoto.com/5536630
  9. We would add: RT @Uranowski: The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. / + wingnuts
  10. RT @Uranowski: Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. / Contrarian view: see http://bit.ly/4DS2Ny
  11. @Uranowski Cheese Haiku: Kitchen work do I / From the fridge winter I take / Alone I cut cheese
  12. NEWS: Government to stimulate black marker economy by upping redaction by 937%
  13. BREAKING: Woods calls for respect of privacy while endorsing Golf Safe-A-Club, 2-in-one car safety and golfing club product
  14. BREAKING: Harper supports gay rights in Uganda; promotes Toronto’s next Gay Pride event 2B held there instead
  15. Alouettes beat Roughriders 28-27 to win 97th Grey Cup; whereabouts of other 96 cups unclear
  16. BREAKING: Harper set to announce CO2 reduction plan: Reduce car tailpipe diameter by 98%
  17. What went wrong? The 13th man was supposed to be a ninja, that’s what #greycup
  18. Atom-smasher breaks proton acceleration mark; Unintended end of world on schedule for 2012 http://bit.ly/4ESHCH
  19. Next Senate appointment odds: Odds Hillier 2:1, Blatch 5:1, “Mark Steyn” 100-1, Richard Colvin 10^100:1
  20. NEWS: Stephen Harper named in Psychiatry Today’s ‘Top 100 Megalomaniacal Movers and Shakers’; John Baird not far behind
  21. NEWS: Yet more people say Michael Ignatieff is very smart, looks like Sarek from Vulcan
  22. NEWS: Harper to call in sick for Parliament. Worried handlers have him up late practicing fake cough.

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