Police Tazered and then shot Jesus to death

Organized Nutz

BREAKING: Harper to eliminate census long form, unless you're wearing a black shirt 10 2010/07/07
BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan cast in kinky lesbian reality show 10 2010/07/07
@IESO_Tweets You'll have to pry my air cond from my dead, comfortably cool hands #environment #humour 10 2010/07/06
BREAKING: Mass arrest of Shriners in TO; fezzes are 'disguises' , go-carts impounded as 'potential weapons' #G20 #humour #humor 10 2010/07/06
BREAKING: Canadians offered by government to trade in civil liberties for free iPods, iTunes store discounts 10 2010/07/06
@impolitical Was first person in East Detention Centre since March. Mmmmm soy cheese and wonder bread 10 2010/06/30
Senator Duffy ancestors: RT @nationalpost: Giant carnivorous whale terrorized ancient oceans http://natpo.st/b3jACB 10 2010/06/30
Chief Blair concerned about weapons in Toronto during G20. Cites "overwhelming number of tire irons in car trunks" 10 2010/06/30
Very early leading Halloween choices in tight competition: Black Bloc and Cop 10 2010/06/30
Breaking: ONT gov to propose law legalizing fake laws, replace "Rule of Law" with "Rule of BS" #G20 10 2010/06/29

Police Tazered and then shot Jesus to death

December 1st, 2009 |

Poor Jesus,… times are really touch for magical super-beings these days. First Jesus is force to take a second job doing peoples ironing and now he’s in serious trouble with the law.

Seems that Police in Washington Taser Jesus after being called to house where Jesus attack a man. It is alleged that Jesus bit the man on the chest, arms and legs. When Police arrive they captured Jesus and were forced taser him, but being the son of God, the taser had no effect. After trying other option the police finally had to resort to lethal force and Jesus was killed in a hail of bullets.

Read more about it Police show no mercy to ‘Jesus’

Posted in Humour... or something like it, Sky Fairies

One Response to “Police Tazered and then shot Jesus to death”

Tweets that mention Police Tazered and then shot Jesus to death -- Topsy.com:

December 1, 2009 at 12:56 PM

[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by The Wingnuterer, The Wingnuterer. The Wingnuterer said: NEWS FLASH Police Tazered and then shot Jesus to death http://tinyurl.com/yfg59xe [...]

The Wingnuterer

Police Tazered and then shot Jesus to death

One Response to “Police Tazered and then shot Jesus to death”