Twitted nutz you missed (from Nov 27/2009)
November 28th, 2009 | 
Author: Some selected twitted nutz from yesterday, with the chocolate already sucked off, we’re sorry to say.
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- NEWS: TTC to turn off third rail, kill trains, become subway walkway to end suicides, meet budget deficit. “Won’t affect fares” - Giambrone
- Zorpheous survived latest gall stone attack! Should he have surgery, or be left to suffer for 40 more years? Wingnuterer wants U to decide!
- BREAKING: Central academic email server of nihilism philosophers hacked. Nothing found.
- BREAKING SCANDAL: Progressive Bloggers blocking our blog posts! It is not deliberate but implying that for comedic effect!
- BREAKING: Was Progressive Bloggers codebase devised by Hockey Stick coders?
- @robertmcbean We appreciate your diligence. Us black squirrels get run over more than the grey @common_squirrel ones. Why is that?
- BREAKING: Harper to introduce NCC-opposed bill to raise taxes, dares #lpc to support it, or was that defeat it .. or… I’m lost. #cdnpoli
- Is Hooters exploiting? http://bit.ly/6dVk1g We’ll be on the job, checking out as many as poss and will report back when done in 40 yrs or so
- Damn liberal justices! Court rules against Wal-Mart workers http://bit.ly/6CCoRF #cdnpoli #roft
- RT @christindal: Blog post: A new era for the Green Party of Ontario http://bit.ly/4VIoEw / Same old thing, in the same way, but it’s new!
- Feels that roughage helps with all the nutz., and feels lighter on their feet and ready to roll! C ya all later
- RT @nationalpost: Plastic surgeon offers discounted face lifts, Botox for Black Friday http://bit.ly/8WNTux / He only does one side tho
- A good long drive RT @SusanDelacourt: Starting to believe that Tiger Woods incurred injuries during a silver-balloon flight.
- Revived ancient Egyptian cat cult? RT @680News: OSPCA find mummified cat at Toronto Humane Society: http://tinyurl.com/yk5nvzq
- BREAKING: Stelmach refuses to attend #COP15. Cites coup fears should he leave province. http://ow.ly/GjFu
- Oxycontin? RT @canadapolitics: One year after crisis, Harper soaring high http://bit.ly/6ROUOD
- BREAKING: WOOT! My SP NE broke lvl 80. Loot EPIC alrdy! Off to GS for F NE lapdance! pst me for party… Oops! Wrong chat… wanted #wow
- @TheWingnuterer Stop stealing my threads! Nutz!
- @TheWingnuterer Oh no! I’m seeing my own twitter tweet to me… Recursive Insanity! Why I can’t hear voices like everyone else?
- @TheWingnuterer Kill them. Kill them all.
- I am clearly tweeting far too much. It happens when the ex has the kids for the weekend. So quiet in the tree. Too quiet.
- #youmightbealiberal if your riding is being blanketed with anti-liberal propaganda from a Con MP paid for on the taxpayers’ dime
- Harper = Howard Fenton Mudd - discuss #cdnpoli
- “Woods’ wife used golf club to free him from SUV” — caddy was AWOL?
- Curling up with our nutz, and going to bed
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