Twitted nutz you missed (from Nov 26/2009)
November 27th, 2009 | 
Author: Yes, pearls of wisdom, commentary of genius, insightful analysis, and occasionally some useful stuff, twitted yesterday, all reproduced here for your mind-expanding needs, following this run-on sentence, which keeps going, and going, and going and going, until such time that you are probably not reading what I am writing anymore, so I guess it’s here that I can start talking about Zorpheous’ addiction to deep-fried Twinkies which has led up to an enormous build-up of cholesterol in his gall bladder, which is what forms gall stones, usually, resulting in his ongoing unreliability and especially more-than-normal cranky disposition, which we wish he would take more painkillers for, despite his long history of deep substance abuse, which he denies, and we won’t verify, notwithstanding what we are implying, which is that he is a drug-addled, pained-out cranky lunatic obsessed with grayscale web page design who needs intervention, or, at least, better mouthwash.
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BREAKING: Desperate Liberals exhume body of Trudeau; Dion braving Haitian wilds seeking voddoo resurrection charm #comedy
CBC’s Katy O’Mellay reports Mackay claims “being framed by David Orchard” on torture file.
Welcomes The Star’s @SusanDelacourt to our elite stable of twitters, and hopes she likes squirrels
*sigh* My ex: @common_squirrel Good while it lasted, but *they* don’t want blacks and greys to mix. Tore us apart.
BREAKING: Green Party to propose Logan’s Run-based society http://bit.ly/6z20Nd
SOURCE: Obama secretly pissed as Harper now attending Copenhagen. “Can’t the cling-on get by with some other ‘friends’?”
Source: Al-Jazeera approved for broadcasting license. Mark Steyn calls for holy jihad against the ‘broadcasters of Satan’
BREAKING: TTC fares now to vary according to formula: $2 .50 + prevailing windspeed/ABS{temperature]
NEWS: Iggy proposes tough enviro measu… oops, forgotten already.
The Wingnuterer mourns the passing of yet another Zorpheous gall stone.
NEWSFLASH: Iggy owns an unregistered long gun! http://bit.ly/4Q9h7l
BREAKING: Rogers cuts 900 jobs. Dave across the hall who lost cable for a day still isn’t satisfied and wants a cut on his bill.
ATTENTION: The Wingnuterer is leaving the building.
Oh, he is not THAT Mulroney.
BREAKING: Link alleged between D Mulroney and BM. Both are white, testify b4 parl cmtes similarly. But has DM ever brown bagged it?
How kind! The Wingnuterer was just invited to view Britney Spears’ private videos. We are soooo special!
Depeche Mode guitarist subpoenaed as an expert on ‘alienation’ for World of Warcraft lawsuit. +Winona Ryder. http://bit.ly/8xJw1b !!!!!
The Wingnuterer is stuffed full of sphaghetti. We’re feel practically @senatorduffy sized
RT @Uranowski: Prime Minister Harper Wins The 2009 G.E. Followship Award! http://tinyurl.com/yaj5v7j #cdnpoli #CPC #LPC #cop15
Tommorrow is Buy Nothing Day. Accordingly, The Wingnutere will not be believing anything you all have to say.
FB<- Scott Tribe lost at curling . Why doesn’t our Godfather Tweet?
BREAKING: TIm Hudak to appeal to feds to declare all Ontario Walmarts as US embassy grounds to avoid HST
Welcome to Walmart! Passport please. Amy Goodman? Please step this way. We’ll deal with U in the hardware aisle near the rubber hose.
@perezhudak Where have you been? We miss you.
BREAKING: MacKay to resign, head to the Rock and run for mayor of Dildo.
CORRECTION: MacKay to resign to being an apparently illiterate, seemily alzheimer’s-inflicted dildo with rocks in his head
The Wingnuterer has misplaced its tinfoil hat. Reverting to the cast iron frying pan.
Ow! That didn’t work!
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