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Giant Mutant Turkey Terrorises New York City

November 24th, 2009 |

Author: Zorpheous

A giant mutant turkey is walking the streets of New York City. The city inhabitants are terrified. Authorities believe the giant mutant turkey has ties to the TLF (Turkey Liberation Front) An insider from Homeland Security told The Wingnuterer that they believe the Turkey Liberation Front has ties to Al Qaeda. The terror alert level in New York City has been raised to Cranberry Red.

One Response to “Giant Mutant Turkey Terrorises New York City”

LeDaro:

November 25, 2009 at 12:45 PM

They can use it tomorrow for Thanksgiving.